Beans

Another name for weed, because of the beanlike shape of individual nugs of weed. It can also be used as a verb - "to bean", or to be "beaned".

"Lil Uzi say he got bitches and I got the beans. Yeah Lil Uzi say he got bitches and I got the beans", (from the song NAVUZIMETRO#PT2).
"You guys down to bean this Friday?"
"He was so beaned that he literally couldn't move at all."

by SolidSquared August 4, 2017

Baked Bean

A baked bean is when someone can be described as a "bean" but also be hot. It is when they are simultaneously cute and hot.

Jen: Yeah, Steve is really cute, but he's also hot.
Alex: Yeah, he's a baked bean.

by zinkii October 2, 2021

Chilling the bean

Chilling out

Friend: “What you up to?”

Me: Chilling the bean

by 13046977 April 29, 2022

Cool beans

The term beans can be used as a slang word word for testicles, as they often resemble a pair of large legumes.
In mammals, the "beans" are usually located outside of the main torso. This is to aid in temperature control as core body temp is too warm for successful creation of viable sperm.

It is better for the reproductive chances of mammals for their "beans" to remain cool.
Hence, "cool beans" came to mean "good", or that all is well. Its use then grew, and it is now often used to indicate hearty approval

You got a PS5 for Christmas? Cool beans!

by LowJack79 December 28, 2020

beans

Beans refers to a SPECIFIC person who is always being the cutest potato ever. Usually with sass and attitude.

"Omg, is that her right there? The grumpy looking couch potato over there?"
"Yep, thats my beans"

by Umreeca April 18, 2022

Singing to the bean

When you’re playing a video game and one of your teammates is playing really bad even though you know they have the potential to do better

Mark: Bro idk whats going on with my aim
Lester: Thats because you’re singing to the bean

by KingTA3 January 1, 2021

Bean

Someone who is so smol and cute and amazing

"Isn't Robert such a bean!"
"He is!! So are Maureen, Trinity, Struan, Katie and Bianca."
"They are a bean family."

by Beananca May 6, 2017