pulling my tits

Another way of saying are you kidding me.

Joe: You're a dumb bitch

Jessica: Oh, really? Are you seriously pulling my tits?

by F_the_Free_World February 09, 2008

"Tits on my ass!"

It's when you're fooling around and you get in such a position that her tits are actually on your ass. This is not great for easy access stimulation since it is a awkward position, but erotic nonetheless. It can also be used as an expression of grief, since it reminds one of better times.

Guy 1: Dude, we're gonna miss our boat.
Guy 2: Really? I thought we had plenty of time.
Guy 1: Yeah. This always happens.
Guy 2: Fuck... Aww, "tits on my ass!"

by Richie Sexon November 26, 2007

head over tits

Aline from the movie You Don’t Mess With The Zohan!

It’s Time to go Head Over Tits!!!

by September 14, 2020

Knocking your tits

When you are playing a joke on your friends, and you finally tell them that you were lying

No I wasn’t actually in the hospital, I was just knocking your tits.

No my penis isn’t the same size as a baby carrot, I was just knocking your tits

Naw baby, I was just knocking your titties, I didn’t sleep with your mom

by Ruandon April 28, 2019

bike her tits

When your motorboat goes wrong and she ends up giving you a titwank and facial.

The hott cheese girl at ASDA got laid yesterday, she let me bike her tits.

by GoodOldMeth August 07, 2015

twisting your tit

The female equivalent of busting your balls

"Chill out, I'm just twisting your tit"

by Kasai_xo January 28, 2017

Bust His Tits

The act of beating someone so violently you infer you may rupture their breast.

If Mike doesn't stop running his cock sucker I'm going to take him outside and bust his tits.

by Chicken Kicker August 25, 2014