double decker tits

Woman (or man) who has breasts, but also has a ring of fat over the top of the pants, giving the illusion that they have two rows of breasts.

Check that out, she's got double decker tits! So big that they had to make her a double decker.

by bpt January 18, 2009

"Tits on my ass!"

It's when you're fooling around and you get in such a position that her tits are actually on your ass. This is not great for easy access stimulation since it is a awkward position, but erotic nonetheless. It can also be used as an expression of grief, since it reminds one of better times.

Guy 1: Dude, we're gonna miss our boat.
Guy 2: Really? I thought we had plenty of time.
Guy 1: Yeah. This always happens.
Guy 2: Fuck... Aww, "tits on my ass!"

by Richie Sexon January 1, 2008

tit-o-end

When you don't want things to end

He broke up with me, but I don't want tit-o-end.

by Msniss June 11, 2015

Your Nan's Tits

Used as a way of garnering attention when the attention is on others.

Attention seeker: Your nan's tits

by Someone Unknown 45763 June 13, 2019

Knocking your tits

When you are playing a joke on your friends, and you finally tell them that you were lying

No I wasn’t actually in the hospital, I was just knocking your tits.

No my penis isn’t the same size as a baby carrot, I was just knocking your tits

Naw baby, I was just knocking your titties, I didn’t sleep with your mom

by Ruandon April 28, 2019

Tits are in my asshole

When your lady friend forces you to do something you don't want to do

Boys I want to go camping but tits are in my asshole

by 8732whatitdo July 10, 2017

twisting your tit

The female equivalent of busting your balls

"Chill out, I'm just twisting your tit"

by Kasai_xo January 27, 2017