Bobby Bitch Tits

A man with abnormally saggy breast. Other characteristics may include a hog-like face, illegal hands, and playing shitty solos.

Look at that Bobby Bitch Tits, he sure has some droopy nipples.

by death's head November 26, 2009

"Tits on my ass!"

It's when you're fooling around and you get in such a position that her tits are actually on your ass. This is not great for easy access stimulation since it is a awkward position, but erotic nonetheless. It can also be used as an expression of grief, since it reminds one of better times.

Guy 1: Dude, we're gonna miss our boat.
Guy 2: Really? I thought we had plenty of time.
Guy 1: Yeah. This always happens.
Guy 2: Fuck... Aww, "tits on my ass!"

by Richie Sexon January 1, 2008

big tit tax

The emotional, sexual and/or just brazenly financial currency that woman, well-endowed by nature or science, trade in.

Man, I really dig Michele. She has one hell of a righteous rack ! But I just can’t afford the Big Tit Tax … my wallet is not fat enough, my dick isn’t long enough and my heart surely isn’t into it.

by brain child ! April 1, 2016

Knocking your tits

When you are playing a joke on your friends, and you finally tell them that you were lying

No I wasn’t actually in the hospital, I was just knocking your tits.

No my penis isn’t the same size as a baby carrot, I was just knocking your tits

Naw baby, I was just knocking your titties, I didn’t sleep with your mom

by Ruandon April 28, 2019

Grandma cheese tits

When someone's grandma has cheese in her tits instead of milk because when the milk goes bad it turns to cheese.

Grandmas tits had a little too much milk in them and turned into saggy grandma cheese tits

by Fag Bag Mcgee March 15, 2020

From the tit to the clit

A male that is a mama's boy who leave his mother's home to his wife's. A male unable to look after himself as his mother does everything for him and he has no skills. Moves in with a partner who takes on the role of a mother

That man can't do anything for himself..from the tit to the clit

by Fifilalalulu December 29, 2021

head over tits

Aline from the movie You Don’t Mess With The Zohan!

It’s Time to go Head Over Tits!!!

by anonymous September 14, 2020