two shits

Something that a lot of people refuse to give.

Person: "I could give two shits.."

Me: "But you won't, huh?"

Person: "Nope!"

by Forever Remain October 30, 2008

shit break

1.A portion of daily hours set aside to take a shit.

2.an insult

1.Bob: Alright boys i'm off for a shitbreak

2.Piss off shitbreak

by Aaron January 15, 2005

Shit Hook

Slang for the US Ch-47 "Chinook"

Here come the shit hooks, take cover!

by screecwe August 21, 2009

i-shit

An upcoming more current and modern day version of 'everybody poops' produced by Apple.

Dad-Hey son don't be ashamed of needing a turd...Here, read i-shit.

by KEJIAN March 6, 2009

shit food

Anything which is bought in a 24 hour store after 2a.m. to aid an all night study session.

Student1: I'm so screwed for this exam 2 moro.
Student2(driver):it'll be grand lets go to dunnes.
Student1(gullible):ok!!(with enthusiasm)

They go and buy shit food.
The end.

by Evelyn the magnificent! April 23, 2008

shit stash

A line of poo across the upper lip

A shit stash would look good on you

by SamusFox March 31, 2003

shit box

a brash description of one's asshole.

"damn honey, u really smashed my shit box this morning."

by VinDeisel May 8, 2009