oh my god

something that you say when you are scared/worried and you ask gods help

or

something that your girlfriend screams when you push to hard

girl: oh my god i said stop pushing my earing my earhole closed
boy: ehh sh-

by I'm in the next door :) May 2, 2022

Gloffi-oh

Gloffi-Oh is a Maxis-made creature present in Spore. It is a quadrupedal herbivore aka dat nigga

“yeah Gloffi-oh stole my bitch again bro…gotta stop bringing him around the ladies”

“Gloffi-oh ain't no hitter, Gloffi-oh ain't this, Gloffi-oh a fake…STFU y’all know that nigga got caught with a ratchet. Shootin' at the police n shit. I'm not fuckin' playin' no more, know Gloffi-oh roll with Lil Reese and them..“

“Glo gang GBE 300 bang bang Sosa”

by Gloseph October 10, 2024

Oh my gurl

When you have a rough time doing something and it involves girls.

You&Me: Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
Me:*Loses* Oh my gurl.

by CYCY_23_NCT March 27, 2022

Oh Schnoodle!

Also known as "schnoodle!" or "oh my schnoodle" or "schnoodle my poodle" the child that made this phrase goes to a Christian school,where cursing is INNAPROPRIATE, so, he made this excellent phrase to calm his anger.

Definition:A word used when suprised,angry,or just a random word to say.

Synonyms: Poop! Snap! Aw shucks!

Bobby:jumps out of the bushes
Cameron: Oh Schnoodle! *starts crying*
Bobby: I didnt mean to scare you that bad...
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by thechristianuser February 12, 2020

oh

a two alphabetical word which is easy to use in any circumstances. Usually used by someone named monica to answer most question.

Bill : "I'm gaming!"
Monica : "Oh!"

by zu13 August 11, 2014

Oh my Torta

its like saying omg, but better!

you: "Eduardos pregnant"
me: "OH MY TORTA"

by gorlli November 9, 2018

oh that's not-

when someone says something out of turn or shocking

Person 1: "I like sniffing feet!"

Person 2: "oh that's not-"

by jiggle_my_booty_cheeks February 9, 2024