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Rule 1069

If she’s prenatal, she’s pre-anal
Man 1: yea my wife started taking those prenatal vitamins

Man 2: you know what that means
Man 1: what?
Man 2: Rule 1069 dude
by Rock Guy 133 May 26, 2024
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Creep Rule

The creep rule is used to make sure sure you don't date someone who is too far below your age. The creep rule is simple. In order to calculate how far below your age you can date you need to use the following method. Take your age, divide it by 2 and then add 7.

Eg. If you are 24 divide your age by 2 (which is 12) then add 7 (which makes 19), If you are 24 then you can date someone who is the minimum age of 19. If you date someone younger than that YOU'RE A CREEP, hence the name "Creep Rule." In order for this formula to work, you must calculate it using the age of the person who is older in the scenario.
Dude, you're 45 and dating a 20 year-old? You're a creep!!!! Creep rule is half-your age + 7. You should date my cousin instead, she's 30.
by Phantom Phobia October 13, 2021
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three second rule

The rule goes as follows...
"If a food item falls to the ground and you pick it up in less than 3 seconds, you can pick it up"
*Friend drops an entire pizza upside down*
"three second rule"
by NuovoAntares May 11, 2023
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Rule 34M

If it exists, there's meme of it
Jeff:"is there a meme about me?"
Bill:"rule 34M"
by Chick repeller May 6, 2021
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Rule 87

If is exists, there’s a FNAF fan game for it.
Person 1: I wish people understood my irrational fear of Spongebob :( There’s no horror games about him :(
Person 2: Well, Rule 87, bro. There’s a FNAF fan game for it.
by chxryz August 21, 2025
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rule 34r

a variation of rule 34. if it exists, there is a subreddit for it
person 1:have you read (insert anything here)
Person 2:no, but i just found the subreddit for it
person 1:how?
person 2:because rule 34r
by gasman7 January 21, 2019
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The rule stating that if you are dating someone or "talking" to that person, you cannot make them choose any plans for future engagements within 10 days of their actual birthday. UNLESS that person requests to make the plans. All other plans must be made by the person whose birthday is not within 10 days.
Dylan: Caroline, you have to make the plans for what we do tomorrow.
Caroline: No I don't you ginger, my birthday is in 8 days and its the birthday rule that everyone knows.
by duhofcourse December 21, 2010
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