When a large ogre and a dark mustang follow you home, hog tie you to the bed and take turns rubbing your "magic wand".
by Thatnucca November 20, 2020
Get the Mighty Michaelmug. It is the coolest guy on earth at first he is a bit weird but then when you get to know each other well he would do anything for you and he is such a loyal friend he is strong but hardly ever shows it he is smart but he is giving zero f*cks in school and his grades do not matter to him he has a huge dick and has the most beautiful eyes you have ever seen and he has a huge general knowledge
Hey you see that guy over there?
Hey you see that guy over there?
by LOSERTHE3 January 21, 2022
Get the Michaelmug. Michael Sinasac:
Member of the curly hair gang
Leader of the flex club
Descendant of William the conqueror
Canadas finest lad
Winner of the spelling bee
Master in gambling
and one of the nicest human beings EVER.
He is known for being dante‘s hottest mate
Member of the curly hair gang
Leader of the flex club
Descendant of William the conqueror
Canadas finest lad
Winner of the spelling bee
Master in gambling
and one of the nicest human beings EVER.
He is known for being dante‘s hottest mate
by hisdicksmallerthanmytoes May 6, 2019
Get the Michael sinasacmug. Micheal is a term used to describe a man with a unusual large penis. Micheal's usally cheat and leave you with only unsatisfied sex desires, and depression. They also typically only think about themselves resulting in you getting hurt, in the short sence just stay away from Micheals.
"I am so in love with Michael!" Says kenzie, "woah their friend Michaels are only good for their big penises nothing else! Stay away from Micheals!" Says Lilly.
by Bigballswoman November 20, 2022
Get the Michaelmug. When one gets all all fours (hands and knees) in an aggressive manor (and possibly coked out of their mind) reassembly Michael Irvin on the side lines of the Miami vs. Cal game in October 2024. Google the image.
I told that slut Stacy to hit "The Michael Irvin" and proceed to deliver back shots that could be heard a zip code away.
by jhigity2.0 February 26, 2025
Get the The Michael Irvinmug. A convicted felon and sex offender, instrumental in the kidnapping of young girls for Jeffrey Epstein's private island. He is extremely sexist and is known to whip and nae-nae around his potential victims.
- "That bastard Mason Michael Awn stole my firstborn daughter just last week."
- "Classic Mason Michael Awn move."
- "Classic Mason Michael Awn move."
by EldenJohn April 28, 2022
Get the Mason Michael Awnmug. Michael and Naomi are two people that have been friends ever since they were kids. They love each other and are good friends. Michael and Naomi are always there for each other.
Michael and Naomi are now married and have 555 kids. They created an orphanage together and love each of their 555 kids dearly. But nothing beats their love for each other.
Michael and Naomi are now married and have 555 kids. They created an orphanage together and love each of their 555 kids dearly. But nothing beats their love for each other.
"Michael and Naomi love each other very much."
"Look! Its Michael and Naomi, the two owners of the Monkey Orphanage"
"Look! Its Michael and Naomi, the two owners of the Monkey Orphanage"
by michaelzhaq March 24, 2024
Get the Michael and Naomimug.