hoofy j's

hand jobs from a very repulsive, male or female. As if they were a pig like animal

Ally regrets getting plenty of hoofy j's from that nasty pig lavie

by spawnfreak23 June 20, 2012

Blu j

often mispronounced as "bludge", this upcoming rapper causes all humans in a 5 mile radius to immediately start ovulating as soon as he starts freestyling.

Person 1: Yo Blu j were u freestyling?
Blu J: Yea how could u tell?
Person 1: I ovulated

by enjoyer of bluejay June 15, 2025

J Lo’d

When a person leaves a big tip for a service worker but his/her friend or significant other takes it and leaves a smaller tip. (J Lo would do this when she was out with her husband and she’d take their big tip and swap it for $5)

“I just got J Lo’d”

by veiledxo December 15, 2022

Messy J

A PCP laced joint dipped in formaldehyde.

Dude rolls a messy J in the bathroom - goes outside for a toke and starts to spew esoteric bullshit to anyone who will listen.

by braille February 28, 2013

The J Fuentes

Form a person can take of being a petofile and performing various acts that would be questionable in the court of law as statutory rape. Also infamous for wandering hands in the darkness and shadows of the night. This shit you wont even see on the catch a predator

My friend george gave lilly the J fuentes in the movies the other night.

by John Doeugh January 21, 2008

Sneaking a J

When you find someplace to sneakily masturbate

"Aren't you a little too old to be sneaking a j in the john"? -Gintama

by AltSeize April 6, 2021

Ken-j

The best boyfriend/husband that anyone could ever ask for

A Ken-j will treat you the best you have ever been treated

Hes funny,cute,talented and always knows how to make people laugh

Hes a good person but has been through alot but he'll still be there for you weather hes suffering on his own or not

Get yourself a ken-j not mine though

"Hey did you see Samantha had a new boyfriend "
"Yeah hes such a Ken-j"
"I know right I'm so jealous "

by Luna_0w0 May 28, 2021