most handsome oldgen known to man most known law
(not weni that nigga) the best other law :) *gets horny*
(not weni that nigga) the best other law :) *gets horny*
by law764 July 23, 2025
Get the law kaskarmug. “Hey man did you see the new No-Smoking signs they put up around town?”
“Ppfh, that’s a total scoff-law bro, here hit this.”
“Ppfh, that’s a total scoff-law bro, here hit this.”
by Christian Handersun June 22, 2022
Get the Scoff-Lawmug. The worst kind of bully
They will still follow the rules but use sensitive or weak people to break the rules and ruin their lives by getting them in trouble
They will still follow the rules but use sensitive or weak people to break the rules and ruin their lives by getting them in trouble
by 147852369/*-+.0 September 9, 2025
Get the lawful evilmug. Mechanics Law: Example A. If you want to save ($) "Money" "Cash" "Feria" "Tender not Tinder" or any other form of "Goods for Trade", then you must have plenty of "Time". If you dont have "Time" then you'll need time have plenty of ($) " Money " "Cash" "Feria" " Tender not Tinder" or any other form of acceptable "Goods for Trade" . Example B. In other words the trade of either time or money for the savings of either time or money. Example C. 0:00 > $ < 0:00 or $ > 0:00 < $ . Example D. The most basic if you dont have time you need money if you dont have money youll need time .
Or the greater consumption of one will result in the lesser comsumption or savings of the other.
But warning that this in no way means that idle time pays .
In other words get your ass back to work cuz this shit isn't going to fix its self.
Or the greater consumption of one will result in the lesser comsumption or savings of the other.
But warning that this in no way means that idle time pays .
In other words get your ass back to work cuz this shit isn't going to fix its self.
Mechanics Law: when your boss is on your ass because you haven't gotten the job done and the customer is calling and calling to see if there car is ready. But they didn't want to buy the original oem dealer parts cuz they where too expensive. so they had you Mcguire, Jimmy rig , Mickey Mouse the "Chingadera" back together again . But shit went down hill real quick so when your boss says "hey cabron what happend ?". You point a finger at the sign that states Mechanics Law. In the simplest fucking form possible so that they can get it at a glance and SOY " Mechanics law" Boss "what can I say, it's a real thing . Mira no mas este desmadre. Remember when I said I can try. Well I did, now look what you made me do! MARIA SOFIA DE LA CRUS GUITIEREZ SANCHEZ DEL CASTILLO VERDE ! QUE VOY ACER SANTISIMA VIRGENCITA QUE SI ESTE GRINGO NO SE RIE ENTONCES SI QUE VALOI MADRICULA LA COSA.
by P. Alejandro Martinez Jr. BEBO June 15, 2024
Get the Mechanics lawmug. "Your slumber-partner will snooze silently during periods that you're up and away from the boudoir, but then he will totally 'saw logs' whenever you're actually cohabitating with him --- and wanting to get some shut-eye --- in the same bed."
Perhaps many instances of Murphy's Law of Snoring stem from the snorer's needing more space to "spread out", which he would have whenever he has the whole bed to himself; being more cramped can restrict air-passages and so on..
by QuacksO September 29, 2019
Get the Murphy's Law of Snoringmug. grandpibling-in-law.
by Simaduria July 27, 2024
Get the grandpibling-in-lawmug. 1. Everthing that can go wrong, will go wrong
2. All Warranties will expire upon payment of invoice
4. Friends come and Go, but enemies accumulate
12. If you try and please everybody noone will like it
14. You will always find something in the last place you look
15. The chance of a piece of bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet
20. Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost more than you thought
21. If you fool around with a thing for very long, you will screw it up
22. A $300.00 picture tube will protect a 10c fuse by blowing first
24. Any tool dropped while repairing a car will roll underneath to the exact centre
25. The repairman would have never seen a model quite like yours before
26. When a broken appliance is demonstrated fot the repairman, it will work perfectly
30. Everybody has a scheme for getting rich that will not work
35. You will remember that you forgot to take out the garbage when the garbage truck is 2 doors away
37. Theres never a time to do it right, but thers always time to do it over
39. Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening
47. Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
50. Never play leapfrog with a unicorn
52. If everybody seems to be going well, you obviously dont know what the hell is going on
54. In case of doubt, make it sound convincing
55. Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference
2. All Warranties will expire upon payment of invoice
4. Friends come and Go, but enemies accumulate
12. If you try and please everybody noone will like it
14. You will always find something in the last place you look
15. The chance of a piece of bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet
20. Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost more than you thought
21. If you fool around with a thing for very long, you will screw it up
22. A $300.00 picture tube will protect a 10c fuse by blowing first
24. Any tool dropped while repairing a car will roll underneath to the exact centre
25. The repairman would have never seen a model quite like yours before
26. When a broken appliance is demonstrated fot the repairman, it will work perfectly
30. Everybody has a scheme for getting rich that will not work
35. You will remember that you forgot to take out the garbage when the garbage truck is 2 doors away
37. Theres never a time to do it right, but thers always time to do it over
39. Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening
47. Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
50. Never play leapfrog with a unicorn
52. If everybody seems to be going well, you obviously dont know what the hell is going on
54. In case of doubt, make it sound convincing
55. Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference
by blackwaltz89 May 26, 2023
Get the Tammie's Lawmug.