squirrel sauce, n.: Internet-based distractions that disrupt concentration and impede efficient work flow. Coined by Carleton University political scientist Steve Seideman.
"I opened up my email and my inbox was covered in squirrel sauce."
"Please quit sending me video clips from Pajamas Media; they are mainly squirrel sauce for conservatives."
"I didn't get the bid finished because my twitter was drowning in squirrel sauce."
"Please quit sending me video clips from Pajamas Media; they are mainly squirrel sauce for conservatives."
"I didn't get the bid finished because my twitter was drowning in squirrel sauce."
by I am Doctor Stones May 24, 2013

Did you see Von last night he was pretty sauced..
Did you see Heather when she came out of the room yesterday. She must have got sauced by Jake..
Did you see Heather when she came out of the room yesterday. She must have got sauced by Jake..
by tryingnewthings October 6, 2015

by Hifaggot July 24, 2018

Energizer Sauce : The sometimes frothy, usually slimy, amalgam of lubricant, stray fecal matter, and ejaculate that leaks out of the receiving partner's anus after a session of anal intercourse. So named for the energizer bunny that keeps going and going.
by BoyGenuis July 31, 2016

A euphemism for masturbation.
Hey knock first, I'm making that pepperoni sauce.
I'm busy dude, gotta go make some pepperoni sauce.
Son, I'd like to talk to you about making pepperoni sauce.
I'm busy dude, gotta go make some pepperoni sauce.
Son, I'd like to talk to you about making pepperoni sauce.
by The_Ariest August 30, 2013
