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The Rules of Being Tall

1.) Everyone shorter than you is a short person
2.) If a short person is struggling to reach an elevated item you are not allowed to offer help
3.) If a short person requests your assistance in obtaining said elevated item you are legally required to oblige
4.) The weather up here is nice
5.) You are afraid of ceiling fans
6.) Ignoring rule five is punishable by death
7.) You are allowed to say "can you put your seat up" at any time
Jesse Hows the weather up there Payson?
Payson Chill 69 degrees.
Jesse The Rules of Being Tall do say the weather is nice
by TheExtraName February 10, 2021
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The Golden Rule

If there’s a hole there’s a goal
Some guy: I don’t know if I should go for that person, they’re pretty weird
Some dude named Elijah: Well, if there’s a hole there’s a goal, that’s the golden rule after all!
by Gregory McGraw December 19, 2023
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road rules

A TV show on MTV where 6 people 18-24 are chosen to live together in a RV and performe hard missions in order to obtain prizes. If a mission is failed they will have consiquences.
"Did you see that Veronica girl from Road Rules?"
by whatsupman July 15, 2003
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Rule 34

A rule that states if something is on the internet, there's porn of it.
"Never draw rule 34 of characters. Even if they're your favorite."
by CanACrackerGetSomeEggs December 28, 2023
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Rule 35

Rule 35 is the fact that, if it exists, there will be an fnf mod of it. Nothing will go unseen in the Friday Night Funkin community, and eventually everything will have its own mod.
"Is there rule 35 of a table?"
"Obviously."
by Omari_35 June 14, 2022
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4 day rule

The 4 day rule is in relation to the birthday dirty pint tradition that all Lads have. The dirty pint must be poured 4 days either side of the birthday in question.
Exceptions:
Your name begins with A.
You have a specific event booked for your birthday that falls outside of the 4 days.
You have an absurd addiction to red onions and Mayo.
Hey Wilson, you know you have to do a dirty pint next weekend?
No, the 4 day rule states that its outside if my birthday and so it is void.
*Wilson checks Official source of all Lad rules.
Oh schnap you're correct I am exempt from the 4 day rule and I must in fact have the dirtiest pint of all for attempting to weasel out of it.
by AJW of Laindon July 21, 2013
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idiot rules

A non idiot group created and controlled by MANO the mafia.
sources reports that he named it as 'idiot rules' coz he was bored like an Idiot while creating the group and he thought its a funny name which actually ain't funny at all ..(LOL)
by Blazzy August 7, 2012
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