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Woodland Middle School

Woodland Middle School (in Arabic: مدرسة وودلاند المتوسطة) is a Jihadist terrorist-owned hostage camp located in central Syria. All operations in the camp are headed by Jihad former head Tinuuki Fraankiiyah (in Arabic: طنوك فرانكييه)
Hostages who misbehave or try to escape are famously dropped from the roof in a bag and stoned to death.
Inside the building, hostages are heavily guarded, attacked and killed. Conflicts can sometimes result in infighting.

Being the largest standing terrorist building in Syria, an estimated 2,800,000 people have been killed by Jihad members since 1990.

Several unsucessful raids on the location by the United States Military have been conducted since 1965. The latest raid was conducted in 2021.
The building is also supposedly a weapons storage center and may have tight connections with Syria's central government.
US Journalist: How many hostages did you kill at Woodland Middle School?
Former Jihadist: 157.
by tajiknationalist1312 December 29, 2023
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Coon Rapids Middle School

a middle school filled with bops wannabe thugs and ugly fat bitches that think they cute anytime you walk in the bathroom its a nigga smoking in that bitch or engaging in other nefarious activities
nigga 1 - you hear about the nigga that brung a gun to coon rapids middle school

nigga 2 - which one?
by crmsnigga33 January 2, 2024
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Selden Middle School

selden middle school is the shittiest slob house i have ever seen this school sucks dick almost everyone cheats everyone smells bad like gabe perlman and madden tell ms dobert suck my dick and tell carmine he eats dick and i shoot his ass ong also that one nigga thats in 7th his name zachary maresca he sucks dick and he is weird another nigga and this other girl named emely sophia her middle name she suck dick ong her head go crazy she fucked her 19 year old step brother and shes a hoe anyways that one teacher Mr weaver eats dick mr miller is not funny he looks like mr incredible he should end something he has and he is ugly but a nigga i do like jaycob he chill but he be annoyin sometimes antonio pazary he chill he be splittin bread wit me so w ima list all the ws tyler barone anthony grippi gavin cleary dylan cleary valentino ms diaz kaiden smith dylan the short one myr james zachary
by Selden MIddle School January 9, 2024
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Eckstein Middle School

Eckstein is a bum ass school that is ruled by the annoying teachers and critters. I would rather listen to Gucci Gang by Lil Pump on repeat for 5 days straight than spend another year here. If you're at lunch, be aware, you will get touched in the lunch line by other men if you are male. Eckstein is the place where Bill Cosby would be allowed to teach Sex-Ed and also get to serve complimentary drinks to students in the bathroom. If Alcatraz was heaven, Eckstein would be Purgatory. With the exception of a few teachers, the staff is awful and low-down. This place is full of scheming, rotten, stenchful, atrocious, and scummy felons in the making. The math teachers are pretty good though, especially one who is the best, who also teaches geometry, if we aren't naming anybody. Most of the people who reside here are swiftocrats if we're talking about political views. Do NOT insult Taylor Swift in front of anybody who appears female unless you wish to be tortured for the rest of time by the Super Starbucks Swifties, also known as S.S.S. who have already taken the life out of many students. I don't know if I'll be able to survive in this porta-potty mosh pit for much longer, I'm more likely to die here than a malnourished 95 year old dwarf at astroworld, please send a rescue helicopter or something. To all the sixth-graders out there, you best get your menace on when I'm in high school. Highschool better be an upgrade. Just a few more months til I can get out of this joint.
Eckstein Middle School: A terrible Place
"I went to Eckstein Middle School"
"Zesty ass mf get tf away you goblin-looking, stanky ass, built like shrek's stillborn brother, basement residing critter"
by 69Gaykiller69(nottrue) January 9, 2024
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middle line

the best part of body for having hair near
middle line is next to hair
person 1: show me middle line
person 2: yes
by middlelineman January 10, 2024
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Meek Middle

A Meek individual who is nether a top, nor bottom.

Typically a person of feminine presentation who is not dominnat enough to be a top, yet not submissive enough to be a bottom.

Not to be confused with a person who is a switch, versatile or asexual.
Robbie tried to shout at us but it sounded more like he was meowing, he is such a Meek Middle.
by sudo_rm_rf_msft January 15, 2024
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Dean Rusk Middle School

I took a shit on the floor here back in 2017 and no one ever found out who did it.
I shit on the floor at Dean Rusk Middle School, and nobody knew it was me!
by FloorShitter2004 January 25, 2024
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