The act of masturbation usually late at night in a friend or acquaintance's house, hiding in someone's house and masturbating.
by Georgie Slanks October 1, 2007

by Operation Asian Invansion July 8, 2009

The tendency to act like a stiff, annoying, ugly, smelly, rigid, controlling, ugly, overreactive, self absorbed fuck face.
Person 1: Hey do you know
Alex
Joey
Alan
Gav
Hayden
Devyn
Jeff
Anthony
Joel
Key
Amir
Marcus
Stiles
Serge
Nick
Shayan
Isaiah
Jordan
Evan
Pepe Le Pu
Jalyn?
Person 2: Yeah he got a Stick Up His Ass. That's on period.
Alex
Joey
Alan
Gav
Hayden
Devyn
Jeff
Anthony
Joel
Key
Amir
Marcus
Stiles
Serge
Nick
Shayan
Isaiah
Jordan
Evan
Pepe Le Pu
Jalyn?
Person 2: Yeah he got a Stick Up His Ass. That's on period.
by Petunia L. February 23, 2020

by tHe-IrIsH-mExIcAn October 8, 2007

by UisforUgly August 19, 2020

After seeing Heather take a cucumber, Geof exclaimed, "Well stick my dick in a midget! I didn't know you could do that!"
by Mr Crowley October 21, 2021

To twiddle your diddle stick means to masturbate, but your penis is very thin, and almost like a stick, but you don't have any lubrication, so you have to smack it back and forth with one hand, as if you're twiddling it.
by Dictator of Molestation Nation September 2, 2019
