michael scales

a simp

person 1: who’s the biggest simp you know

person2: michael scales

by amelia07 April 4, 2021

Michael

Michael is a fat cunt

Michaels a mega fat cunt

by I hate Michaels April 4, 2024

Michael

the more well known term for lean

a mix of cough syrup, sprite and jolly ranchers

trust me, everyone says «sippin the michael»

i am unable to put down the container holding the after mentioned michael

bro, i think the doctor gave me michael or something, im geekin tf out rn

by mommymilkmaster January 26, 2025

Michael

Annoying and won’t leave Maria alone

Michael won’t stop texting Maria

by anonymous November 6, 2022

Michael Shettler

The ideal boyfriend. Usually not very sporty, but very smart, and somewhat cocky. Rates a 6 out 10 for looks and is liked by everyone. Proud of who he is and what he can do. Tries to help people he is fond of. Has mediocre eyes that sparkle when he's excited. Can be pretty chill. Will do anything for a friend. Is an all around amazing guy.
Girl: I really like Michael Shettler, I want him to kiss me.

Girl's Best Friend: I can see why, he's such a great guy.

That Michael Shettler boy is a real catch.

by LadyDigits04198804 November 22, 2021

Michael sinasac

Michael Sinasac:
Member of the curly hair gang

Leader of the flex club

Descendant of William the conqueror

Canadas finest lad

Winner of the spelling bee

Master in gambling

and one of the nicest human beings EVER.

He is known for being dante‘s hottest mate

„Michael Sinasac? More like Michael Sin-A-SNACK
„Periodt.“

by hisdicksmallerthanmytoes May 6, 2019

Michael world

a county that one of my teachers made up just for fun, but then all of us kids took it seriously!! mIcHaEl WoRlD rOxX mUh SoXx!!!!

Teacher: for example you would have to ask the principle about putting up a flyer for starting your own country?
Kiddo: hah yeah i think michael should start a country!
Michael: yeah i wanna start michael world

OR>>>
MICHAEL WORLD!! population: 8

by Klansee July 16, 2008