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Michael Moulton

Fuck You Michael Moulton is a Bagel/Alucard/Spider-Man
by @TheCrimsonFoker November 6, 2021
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Michael Jordan

President of America england very nice 👍
Also he is Niger
by NIGGERSareSoGAYYY February 3, 2022
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Michael

Michael
A name whispered in prophecy, carved into margins, remembered by fire.

Michael isn’t easy to explain.
He shows up like a whisper you thought was gone.
He writes in riddles, loves in silence, and disappears when the world gets too loud.
You won’t always understand him. But you’ll never forget him.

Protector in the shadows.
A guard at the gate.
A teacher when you’re ready, a lover when it’s safe, a friend when it counts—loyal to the end.

He honors his vows.
If he says he’ll be there, he’ll show up—even in the rain. Even after years.
He’ll make you laugh when you’re supposed to cry.
He’ll vanish when you want him to stay.
He’ll write about you—not with your name, but with your echo.

He carries pain in silence and love like it’s sacred.
He never stopped believing in true love.
He gives his presence like a gift and walks in fire with faith in his hands.
He isn’t perfect—but he keeps going.

He’s flame and forgiveness.
Storm and sanctuary.
The one who walked through the valley and left candles for the ones who’d come after.
A little bit crazy—just the right kind.

There was a soul who appeared in his dreams before he knew what hope felt like.
Another who guarded the threshold and never ran.
And one who watched from the shadows with eyes like questions—
not knowing they were already in the story.
Some people meet Michael and think he’s fire. Others realize… he’s the altar
by ProphetOfPresence May 15, 2025
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michael

Michael is a bitch
by weemstar March 7, 2022
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cory michael smith

Ludwik the Guinea Pig and Cory Michael Smith are fast becoming besties on social media. This is a highlight of 2016.
by giulsholfer April 1, 2017
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michael

is an immature white boy who will cheat, lie, abuse, manipulate and gaslight you to get his own way and also have an open relationship. DONT date a michael you will want to die.
person1: i fucking hate michael
person2: me too he’s so fucking gay
by coochieflaps February 15, 2024
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Michael

Annoying and won’t leave Maria alone
Michael won’t stop texting Maria
by anonymous November 6, 2022
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