Michael is a sexy ass nigga with a horse cock usually pulls all the bitches and milfs too typically has a son named jailan and the savior of our world
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by Youraveragehotguy1 November 25, 2021
Get the Michael mug.Secret snap chat best friend. Most likely your best friends brother & she is jealous when y'all dont pay attention to her. When he knows you're coming over to her house he purposely washes her dishes without a shirt on. Leaves phone chargers at your home & doesnt bring back your tape or scissors when borrowed.
Can I borrow your jacket?
Sure but dont Michael it.
Hey, that guy is half naked, so unusual when he's welding, isnt he worried?
Nah, he's just pulling a Michael because he knows the neighbor lady will be driving by soon.
Sure but dont Michael it.
Hey, that guy is half naked, so unusual when he's welding, isnt he worried?
Nah, he's just pulling a Michael because he knows the neighbor lady will be driving by soon.
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Get the Michael mug.Bro where do we START? Michael Smart, also known as Michelangelo Bigbrain, is known as a very special man. One might say he is the MOST special man. Fuming, yes. Tall, no. Sassiness? Absolutely, 100%. Bepis *burps vivaciously*. Oops sorry I was in the middle of a definition. *Farts violently for 90 minutes* oh god im having gas problems, i should probably stop writing this definition and go to the washroom. Oh shit, it's coming out of my ass. Oh fuck I just shat in my chair. Oh God, make it stop. Please, have mercy.
*Pants* *Pants* Okay... where were we... uh... uh... umm.. I apologise, I had to deal wit sum shi, whew... okay so dis mans Michel, right... um, I forgot.
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*Pants* *Pants* Okay... where were we... uh... uh... umm.. I apologise, I had to deal wit sum shi, whew... okay so dis mans Michel, right... um, I forgot.
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George: What do you think of the current geopolotical situation of the Rohyngas in Myanmar?
Kyle: Michael Smart
Kyle: Michael Smart
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