John Thunder-Thighs

A man with thighs so powerful that they emit the same force as mother nature herself

I wouldn't want to be between John thunder-Thighs and anything he wants

by thot#_killer October 22, 2018

John Hancock Academy

A place where the rednecks and chaw boys go to school maybe some whores but who cares. The bathrooms don’t work nor does the ceiling keep water out. Piece of shit place

John Hancock Academy is the worst school in America

by Leroy Gibbs Sr. December 13, 2018

Doing a John Cena

Doing a John Cena means that you go in both places and disappears on naked eyes.

Term came from John Cena, a wrestler known for flashy squash moves.

Ben's a fan of Cena, and he's Doing a John Cena right now.

by Kay Tutan Tayo December 28, 2018

John Doe Song

A song that absolutely everyone knows, yet no one knows the actual name of

Man, I just heard the best John Doe Song

by CrusaderFromTheUSA June 8, 2018

St. John the Baptist

A school full of white kids. The teachers are terrible and can’t say anyone’s name right. The school doesn’t have much money so they have a ton of useless fundraisers. It is a bad school here all the kids are depressed.

St. John the Baptist is the worst school.

by Hejdjfjr riock April 24, 2019

john glenning the place

When talented people become REALLY annoying, rude, and talented people.

"Sorry, we're really John Glenning the place"

by No Uhhh May 3, 2019

Tickled by uncle john

To feel awkward or uncomfortable

“That movie had me feelin tickled by uncle john” “that guy over there makes me feel tickled by uncle john”

by MrsPoppa August 28, 2019