A shitty hell that turns you from an innocent, fragile 11-12-year old to a hardened, traumatized 14 year old. This place is full of racists and don't give a fuck about Asians, teachers don't do shit about bullying, 7th grade being the worst year in this school, and stupid relationships that last about 2 weeks at best. Physical strength and looks are crucial to have a better experience. Being Asian (like me) makes middle school harder, because 97% of people in public middle schools say "ching chong", "rice harvester", or "bat eater" at least once in the span of a day. Your parents lose their shit over you getting a 79% on your History exam, and claim that teens haven't changed since their generation, but they have. Popular kids can speak anytime they want, but normal kids can't speak without some degenerate saying "Who asked?". If you do anything normal, you will be known as an NPC, but if you do something different, they'll say: "You're not the protagonist". Like, make up your fucking mind. Overall, this place is hell, but a friend or two is enough to keep you from being mentally unstable. If you have no friends, you're pretty much hopeless.
Lunch Lady: Okay, whaddya want?
Me: A beef taco.
Some kid: Nobody orders that.
Me: I like it.
Some kid: YOU'RE NOT THE PROTAGONIST!
Me: Goddamn, chill. I'll get the burger.
Some kid: Everybody orders that. You're an NPC.
Me: MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MIND!
(average lunch line in middle school)
Me: A beef taco.
Some kid: Nobody orders that.
Me: I like it.
Some kid: YOU'RE NOT THE PROTAGONIST!
Me: Goddamn, chill. I'll get the burger.
Some kid: Everybody orders that. You're an NPC.
Me: MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MIND!
(average lunch line in middle school)
by PrankDevil June 21, 2023
Im in middle school
by Very_sexy_smart_person April 19, 2022
Hell, but on earth and for 6th-8th graders. All the popular kids are there to make you feel like shit. also the bus. You have to share a bus with high schoolers and they just torment 6th graders. And everyone says the f word at least twice a day. Also the homework and they hate it when you sneak on a game on your laptop/chrome book (if your district uses those)
5th Grader: “I can’t wait to go to middle school!”
7th or 8th grader: “Are you suuurrrre you want to go to hell because that’s what it sounds like.”
7th or 8th grader: “Are you suuurrrre you want to go to hell because that’s what it sounds like.”
by Swag-o-Cato May 22, 2018
The best place ever for a child to go to...
Said no one ever
No seriously middle school is just the opposite of that
It is the living definition of hell
Said no one ever
No seriously middle school is just the opposite of that
It is the living definition of hell
by Ihateschoolbutilovefood June 01, 2020
where you will get betrayed by friends, embarrassed in front of your crush, get involved in drama and then regret it, have a middle school dance and have your whole class obsess over someone dancing, your crush “dating” someone else, people in your class being “together” even though they ignore each other out of embarrassment, and last but not least, INSECURITIES!!!!
“omg, do you remember middle school?”
“Jesus, that SUCKED. my friends and i planned to buy an apartment in new york together. but after eighth grade, they were blocked on all social media’s.
“Jesus, that SUCKED. my friends and i planned to buy an apartment in new york together. but after eighth grade, they were blocked on all social media’s.
by jasmineee_ October 20, 2018
Where you have to choose who you are and not make an mistake or you will have weird nicknames or be made fun of all throughout middle school and high school and sometimes college if your lucky
Becky pees her pants on the first day of school in front of everyone two weeks later "hey pee girl" two months later "what's up per girl how you been" in high school "so pee girl what was the homework from last night" Becky hasn't been called by her regular name for ages the only few people who call her by her name is her family and THATS IT that is middle school for ya
by B.123456890😗 March 17, 2018