Let me eat first

She out being city girl again… move on bro you’re better than this

Boy: Let’s____ ?
Girl: Let me eat first

Boy: Ok
Girl: *2 hr later after getting get back blown out* let’s ____ now

by Diego420.69 May 19, 2022

SUKA BLYAT, if you think that it is not funny, because "uuuuh! It was irl! Omg!" Just go eat sand, no one cares

what an ignoarnt edgelord wannabe says not expecting for someone to try and turn it into a copypasta and will prob fail

person A: *imagery representing a racist terrorist group*

person B: wtf

person A: SUKA BLYAT, if you think that it is not funny, because "uuuuh! It was irl! Omg!" Just go eat sand, no one cares

by Average UD writer July 22, 2024

Put her in the paint and let her eat!

A phrase said when you throw all caution to the wind, usually in reference to a vehicle when racing, offroading, or towing a heavy load.

Bob - "I don't think I can tow this trailer with my Honda Jim."

Jim - "Well good buddy, only way to know is to put her in the paint and let her eat!"

by Dieselman994 May 15, 2024

Eat a Scorpion

A slang term for death by suicide by hanging. Usually reserved for enemies whom you literally despise and wish the most horrible death upon. A favored clintonian tactic used by the witness removal program.

AB: Clinton’s goons will make your life a living hell. Especially if you have information that will lead to the death of Hillary clinton.

Goon: go eat a scorpion

AB: *Dead*

by WitnessRemovalProgram June 15, 2018

Eat a peach

To eat ass all day!

Shayna can really eat a peach!!

by Allthefacts September 13, 2020

Eat Chicken You're Gay

If one eats chicken on October 20th they are now considered to be gay.

You do know that if you eat chicken you're gay today. Right?
OH well looks like I am gay and proud.

by Alexa Jannett October 20, 2021

National Testicle Eating day

Every month, the days of 7th, 14th, 21st, and 28th, all girls can eat testies of any kind. She can take them however she wants or even just eat them while they're still attached. Make sure it hurts the balls haver and make sure you enjoy your fresh testies.!

Girl 1: "Fuck.. I'm so hungry"

Girl 2: "Lucky for you, it's national Testicle Eating day! And I see a boy just over there!"

by Ms. Nut Cracker July 20, 2023