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science boner

When an individual, often researchers and scientists themselves, gets very excited about or amazed at a scientific fact, new discovery, unexplained event or new theory.
Eg.

Person 1: did you hear about the discovery of Promachoteuthis Sulcus? I have a total science boner about it

person 2: yeah man I heard they've only ever found one

Person 1: dude it's awesome it's a squid with teeth like structures

Person 2: wow dude this could change the world of squid research
by OrganisedMishap June 27, 2016
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Boner

when ur huge/small/average cock is bigger than usual because u see Ice Spice in her new music video with the 9989 person she collabed with
I have a huge boner because I saw 4 big guys on my screen
by mzdth May 28, 2023
mugGet the Bonermug.

Puberty Boner

When you get a crush on almost every mildly attractive older woman you come in contact with
usually happens to boys around 12-18. right around that time, you get horny over your teachers, mom's friend (s), and maybe even therapist.
Teacher: Jarrad I called on you, please stand up.

Student: ok fine *stands up*

Teacher: oh boy, Jarrad did I cause that?

Student: cause what?

Teacher: Look at your crotch area

Student: Oh sh-

Teacher: it's ok, stay after class and maybe I can help you with your Puberty Boner that I caused *winks*

Student: Ok thanks!
by jarrad_bellringerboy January 28, 2023
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note from your boner

Note from your boner is when someone feels the need to (often unasked for) express their opinion about someone else's sexual appearance. See also I like small boobs. Making themselves look like a complete fool. These notes are never welcome and completely misguided and make the sender be ignorant and dumb. Even if the intention may have been good.
Imagine a forum discussion about how breast size may hinder sexual attraction. Random individual chimes in with a comment like "I like small boobs". Thinking that their preference somehow would make the other person(s) feel better. But achieving the opposite. Said comment is a note from your boner.
by Xantipe January 14, 2020
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Domer Boner

When you rip the shmack so many times you get an erection.
Broooo I just got so domed, I think I even got a domer boner!”
by Tavanator February 17, 2020
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Boner Jams

Music that contains the sound of a womans singing voice intended to give hands free feeling of an orgasm
Amy Lee from Evanescence give me a boner every time I listen to her music, Evanescence songs are true boner jams
by Shaelyn hater April 4, 2021
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Boner

When someone is acting in such a way that makes them inconvenient. Someone who stands out of place.
Bella is being annoying and weird. She's a boner.
by DJen May 5, 2023
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