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Douche Bag

Douche bag is a word that I use to much... Due to the annoyingly idiotic people that surround me.
Easily put, some one that suffers from retardation and pisses you off a lot. When you get mad, you call them a douche bag. Now, when this person is your father, then they are bald, mean, have a beer belly, and got what they deserved.
Jerks that need to be a. bitch slaped or b. kicked in the nuts. >.<
*Love yah dad!*
Me: Your such a douche bag...
Father: Do you know what that means? Go look it up!
Me: Oh yes, in fact I wrote my own verson, now you go look that up.
Father: *gets red and walks away angerly*
Me: Oh Burn!

Dude, your a friggen douche bag!!
by Smexie Emo November 10, 2008
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bag oaf

to kiss someone passionately
sofie go geez a bag oaf ya rajing lesbian

hannah bagged oaf with steven's hairy willy last night

gordo geez a bag oaf ya wee tidy
by Abomb123 March 4, 2008
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bag of hoe

An incredibly degrading term much like the term hoe bag, but can also be used in sentences that are not related to anything degrading.

Instead of the expression hoe bag, you simply switch the words, come in from the backside, and say "bag of hoe".
That girl is one bag of hoe.

Man, I cant believe my boss, he is a bag of hoe.

Dude, your life is a bag of hoe!

Any of you guys wanna go bag a hoe?

Dude, I bagged that hoe in high school!
by Sam1234567 December 28, 2007
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Bag Pouch

verb: To take everything out of a book bag, turn it inside out, and returning all the books to the inside (or outside in this case)
Usually done as a prank.
After Nick gave John a 'Rusty Screwdriver', he also bag pouched his book bag!
by scarywolf91 March 22, 2008
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piggie bag

Similar to a doggy bag, which makes absolutely no sense in defining the actual definition.
"Hmmmm. Ray and I were actually thinking about take a road trip to Bar Harbor this summer.

Let me ask him if he wants to piggie bag on this one. I will include his email address for future email correspondence."
by Hi! Hello! March 27, 2008
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Punchin Bag

In reference to cocaine; a Bag of cocaine cut up and divided into lines to snort. cocaine, white girl, blow
person 1: Yo i wanna get hype right now

person 2: yeah, u wanna hit that punchin bag son
by Leezy S. Baby April 10, 2008
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Bag Rot

Bag rot is the term used for the sweat that collects on a male's genitalia when he hasn't showered. It

creates a distinct, overpowering, repugnant smell that differs from normal body odor.
"Dude- take a shower once in a while.. I can smell the bag rot from here!"
by LuckyCharlie April 3, 2009
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