Blast the bird

To Either Masterbate or also could be used contextually to describe punching someone while flipping them off

Credit- Alex. S

"I just had to blast The bird rq" "Man if you dont shut up Ima give you a bird blaster"

by TheWordWizard67 December 17, 2025

Single Bird Downer

in the aviation world, this person or thing is the sole reason why a aircraft is not able to fly and all processes are on hold until they get their part of the job done.

there is no way you took 13 hours on a 2 hour job. you're becoming a single bird downer

by AMXhooligans December 18, 2025

Single Bird Downer

In the Aviation world, this person or thing is the sole reason why an aircraft is not able to fly.

how are you 13 hours into this 2 hour job? Right now you are a single bird downer.

by AMXhooligans December 18, 2025

Flying birds

A big friend group.

I wish i had friend group of flying birds.

by Misunaki December 26, 2025

Bird Turgling

The act of stealing somebody's toilet seat mid poo

You bird turgling buffoon you've ruined grandma's Christmas

by ChipTurglesBirds December 31, 2025

Bird Turgling

The act of stealing somebody's toilet seat mid poo

You bird turgling buffoon you've ruined grandma's Christmas

by ChipTurglesBirds December 31, 2025

Eat two birds and a stone

A phrase used when one tries to multitask, but does somthing so stupid that it ends up escalating all the situations into further chaos.

Anthony thought he could record a YouTube video of his brain surgery. He was holding his selfie stick as he was going under anesthesia. In the middle of his surgery, he dropped the selfie stick onto the doctor, causing the camera to break, and the doctor ended up slicing off part of his brian. Now he cant pronounce words with letter "w". He really decided to eat two birds and a stone with that one

by That boleyn girl January 3, 2026