The Uhura Double Stuff

In “This Ain’t Star Trek”, Spock and Kirk discover Uhura’s virus while taking her temperature both rectally and orally. Kirk and Spock utilize a common maneuver to properly apply the vaccination, which involves boldly splitting Uhura in two with some brutal double penetration.

Have you seen The Uhura Double Stuff? Kirk & Uhura sure have come a long way since their first televised interracial kiss in 1968!

by Ron MacDonald August 30, 2009

double wrist watch

when a man is able to wrap his penis around his wrist twice. clearly a desirable and impressive skill

double wrist watch

by big lankyness September 10, 2010

double dutch texting

When already in a text convo, you send a further text also requiring an answer. Both texters continue this rally until they forget what the first point actually was.

Ali "dude, leslie has text me saying 'the pub on the corner' but I dont know if I am meant to meet her or when"
Vida "dude, you just tripped up at double dutch texting"

by veeds1 July 22, 2009

double coyote ugly

double coyote Ugly is when you wake up next to the woman you had sex with the night before,and you realize in your sober state that she is the UGLIEST woman you have ever seen, and you realize she is laying on your arm. Instead of waking her up to move, you chew off your arm to free yourself and chew off the other arm to make sure it never happens again.

I woke up next to Hilda and she was double coyote ugly, I chewed off my arm so I did not have to wake her and chewed off my other arm so it would never happen again.

by Denny Bob December 15, 2007

Double Dutch Rotor

Coined by Kevin Smith's recent movie "Zach and Miri Make a Porno" by the character Lester the Molester..It involves 2 men(unlike the dutch rotor). Both males take out their dicks and places his own hand on his own dick, and takes their free hand and grasps the other persons arm thats holding the dick and moves it in a circular type motion, thus jerking him off. Note: This is NOT gay because you are not touching any dicks. Also see Dutch Rotor

"A double dutch rotor is so much better than a regular dutch rotor because it's the double the fun" "Jack and me double dutched last night-NO HOMO"

by The Rotor Dutchess February 5, 2009

Double Cheese Chalupa

to have unprotected sex with two girls with out washing your penis in between

As soon as Janice left, Wifey showed up and Primeau had no choice but to give her the double cheese chalupa

by dbldn11 January 14, 2007

Double Dutch Fudge

v; when a man has one hand on his penis, and the other hand is being used to finger his butthole and a partner is moving both arms

person 1: im bored and horny
person 2: want me to give u a dutch rudder?
person 1: no, i want a little more. a double dutch FUDGE
person 2: what's that?
person 1: It's a dutch rudder only my other hand is being used to finger my butthole
person 2: oh. okay!

by tb0ner69 April 11, 2009