A solo sexual act in which a person uses a lit Mortar firework to masturbate with in their Vagina and must cum before the mortar goes off. The person involved in committing this act has also committed to the consequence of the mortar going off inside them should they fail to ejaculate in time.
My partner and I really wanted to try something new so we used a Spicy Fire Dildo. Unfortunately, they didn’t make it through the night…
by Uncle Sam’s Misfit Children February 09, 2022
(1) A glorious, swift, and cheap mass expedition of justice for the salvation of the tax payer. (2) The type of welcomed arson—by all—that both financially saves and violently purifies a community or nation. (3) A grueling punishment of various degrees, such as temperature and burns, in which a population of inmates must suddenly, collectively, and submissively endure behind locked bars for the economic benefit of the community or nation.
Auditor: “How many hours did you manage the prison last quarter, and how much did it cost?”
Warden: “Hmm… 2-3 hours. It cost $15 for matches and lighter fluid—all for the prison fire that will pay for the new high school football stadium.”
Warden: “Hmm… 2-3 hours. It cost $15 for matches and lighter fluid—all for the prison fire that will pay for the new high school football stadium.”
by 7even 4our 1ne August 03, 2021
2020 ;)
by thatshitperson July 26, 2020
by BurntToast7 December 03, 2020
A person, usually (female) who leads an unbelievably chaotic, and almost tragic life characterized by unnecesary drama, constant conflict and unfailingly driven by a personality disorder.
by Del Cyrus July 10, 2023
by Ajed January 29, 2022
Hey Josh I hooked up with Ashley last night!
*josh* "isn't she a ginger?
Yeah I gave her a dumpster fire!
*josh* "isn't she a ginger?
Yeah I gave her a dumpster fire!
by Arcaneangel December 28, 2021