A Tale of Two Vacuums

A lesser-known Dickens novel about da pair of infamous "Hoovers" in American-government history who notoriously ended up causing more harm than good during their reigns.
Between da indolent Herbert's causing da Great Depression during his presidency, and da recklessly-prejudiced and hatred-filled J. Edgar's founding da FBI which killed da likes of da Kennedy brothers and Martin Luther King, da true-story-based book, "A Tale of Two Vacuums" is a wild and sordid narrative indeed!
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three girls two guys

When three girls decide to have an intimate relationship with two guys it's pretty much two guy best friends dream accomplishment
Damn Zach and Cody got it going with Sarah, Hannah and victoria that's three girls two guys
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life is two dates and a dash

When you go on a date with a women and on the second date you get her pregnant so you make a run for it.
On my second date I got my girl pregnant so I moved to Canada.

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The Valley Between Two Hills

the valley between two hills is a name for either the cleavage or the gap between the pair of boobs or tits on a woman.
My good sir, have you taken a gander how deep the valley between two hills is on that lovely maiden by the bay.
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two-cent piece

(Noun)- Referring to fecal matter in the act of waste disposal; also known as dropping the kids off at the pool.
"I gotta go drop a two-cent piece." "Damn, that grub's got two-cent pieces rollin' down my leg"
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This was the order by the antagonist Big Smoke in the game GTA: San Andreas. This only appears during the Mission "Drive-Thru".
CJ: I'll take a number 9, fat boy.
Ryder: I'll take a number 9 just like his.
Sweet: I'll get a number 6 with extra dip.
Big Smoke: I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
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A person who is attracted to the F-15E strike eagle powered by two F100-PW-229/220 low bypass afterburning turbofan engines
I am a F-15E strike eagle powered by two F100-PW-229/220 low bypass afterburning turbofan engines sexual
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