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One Thousand Two Hundred & Ten

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by Reninu March 17, 2025
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What’s two times a parable?

What’s two times a parable?”
Gay men. You’ve told me this joke a thousand times.”
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A Cow With Two Legs

A rude name for someone's mother.
by Oddverse March 24, 2025
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Two-ofum

Two of anything. Usually two items of desire.
I"ll have two-ofum!
by Spyskys May 11, 2014
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The two-thousands

The period of time lasting 2000-2009.
People born in the two-thousands are a very happy medium of experience and vitality.
by ApricotFields October 29, 2020
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Two Weeks

Two Weeks

(aka "twooooo weeeeksss") meaning: extremely ugly & typically used to describe a very obese woman or an average weight female whose face is beyond fugly.
Two Weeks is particularly useful when you want to alert your buddy about a chick that's not hot yet is within earshot.
Dude #1: Twooooo weeeeeksss! (while saying this, he discreetly points his thumb in her direction)

Dude #2: Yep, that chick is too heavy and I agree is definitely Two Weeks
by Mr Bob Lavender July 10, 2022
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Two

Stupid fucking bitch who stole half the contestants and took x from four
Bro I hate two he sucks

Ya he does
by Peensbde December 22, 2020
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