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Ground rule double

I hit a ground rule double yesterday. First I did the blonde, then later that night the redhead droped by for a booty call!
by Smart Like That December 2, 2019
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Sock Rule

The sock rule is used when having sex with the homies simular to no homo this automatically makes it not gay
Todd:Damn bro my dick is hard

Jesse:Don't worry bro I got you "gurgling"

Todd:Stop that's gay

Jesse:Don't worry I'm wearing socks its called the Sock Rule and also
No Homo

Todd:No Homo
by Mangomegamuncher April 25, 2025
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Three Giggle Rule

3 giggles make em jiggle

A theory that outlines a strategy to attract females for mating. If you can make a woman giggle, (not a laugh, it has to be the cute kind of shit that girls do. You know what I mean) three times in one sitting, then you have a high chance of experiencing sexual encounters with her
“Remember that girl from the party last night that thought I was so funny? We banged.”
“Damn really, it was that easy?”
Yeah bro, three giggle rule. After the first two I knew it was a wrap.”
by Lawenforcement November 23, 2023
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the heskey rule

I got arrested for demonstrating the heskey rule in public.
by thefifabeestar September 2, 2014
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rule 11-11

If it exists on the internet, there's a mod for it in Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.
"I wish I could play a game where I'm a hot Kawaii Vampire Assassin." "Rule 11-11, did you look for a Skyrim mod?"
by FuzzieChikun August 21, 2021
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Rule 500

If something has Diavolo from the fifth part of jojo dying in it, its canon
Guy 1: Hey did you see Diavolo dying in the background?
Guy 2: Yeah, this shits canon now because of rule 500
by imp fuck2 January 12, 2021
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Union rules

Wha... What do you mean "actors can't actually have sex when they film sex scenes!?" She should be able to consent to whoever she wants whenever she wants! What next!? Are you going to try to stop the female employees of group homes for the developmentally disabled from fucking the clients!? THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!!
Hym 😨 "Union rules!? You mean... I've been masterbating to FAKE SEX SCENES!? UERGH! UUUUGH!! 🤢 Why would you do that!? OOOHOHOHOHO!!! YOU GUYS ARE IN FOR IT NOW! I've been defrauded! I... I'm... I'm suing everybody for this! You bastards are going to pay for every wasted sperm! HHUEEGH! 🤢 Ugh! I'm suing everybody! I'm suing Ann Hathaway and Jake Gyllenhaal for that bullshit pill movie! I'm suing Brad Pitt and Angela Jolie for that spy movie! Everyone's getting it! You SICK bastards! FUCK! 🥺 I FUCKING HATE YOU GUYS..."
by Hym Iam June 21, 2023
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