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Emo Kid

A crying, weeping sand filled vagina (male or female) who thinks that their middle-upperclass life is incredibly hard and unfair. They wear their little sisters jeans and t-shirts, and fold their hair over a large portion of their face, only so they can spend all of their time flipping it OUT of their face. It is quite common for the "men" of this group to wear makeup...how gay is that. They say they don't conform to anyone and that they don't follow trends, but obviously there is huge number of them already, so they are indeed conforming and they are indeed part of a trendy crowd. They are obviously quite contradictory in nature.
Emo Kid #1- dude lets cut ourselves to show the world how depressed and lonely we are. *Sniffle*

Emo Kid #2- good idea, let me just put on my sisters jeans and t-shirt and we can cut while we listen to Dashboard Confessional.
by Emo's R Ghey December 26, 2007
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emo-nography

emotional pornography. common in literature and film, emo-nography is characterized by eggregious use of unrequited loves, alcoholic mothers, children with cancer, and a predictable variety of other cliched heart-wrenchers. despite their obvious lack of artistic merit, emo-nographic works tend to be a source of guilty pleasure.
A: omg i just read "the notebook" and it is totally better than the movie; i'll let you borrow it if you want.

B: if i was interested in emo-nography i'd sit at home with a box of tissues in front of the lifetime channel.
by woundedgazelle May 22, 2006
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emo sexual

little pussy emo kid who cries and mopes all the time over dumb shit
kyle: whats wrong dave?
dave: tammy said i'm suffocating her
kyle: YOU EMO SEXUAL BITCH! *SLAP*
by BULLDOG October 2, 2004
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Emo Child

Ussually a girl pants wearing, ringleader of shannanigans. Has a scraggle of a beard, and stares into ones soul, usually screaming loudly. Often known for their leprechaun voice, and nicknames. Loves all types of music, even the ones he calls shitty. Plays the symbols like a monkey.
Whos that emo child?
Is he really wearing girl pants too?
O shit thats E.J. Ansello!
by SKEET AND GREET April 30, 2008
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Emo kid

Whiney white boys who obsessively fallow a music style dominated by whiney white boys.
Man, that Emo kid did not know how to smile or enjoy life.
by Nick Jem April 15, 2005
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Emo punk

The retarded, bastard step-cousin of punk. Sure it came from punk roots, but it goes against most punk morals and standards, such as courage and standing up for what you believe in, making the doppleganger to punk.
Emo Punk is to punk much like bologna is to prime rib.
by Gord-O Jones February 8, 2007
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emo iz

emo iz is an emo person who terrifies others with their emoness
emo iz is on a scaring spree again
by pregdogzaicestt September 17, 2021
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