Trench Monkey

Term given to underpaid, and over qualified archaeological field technicians who work in Cultural Resource Management.

I spent the last eight months as a trench monkey.

by SFArchaeologist December 3, 2015

Busted monkey

A tore up va-jay-jay.

Gena has a busted monkey.

by Nikkilicious85 August 16, 2016

african monkey dick

A damn nigger with a 500 inch dick like jay

wow that african monkey dick is so big

by Joshua Ray Teelman April 21, 2018

betting on the monkey

Betting on a sure thing

This stock price is definitely going up. I am taking my savings and betting on the monkey!

by Barry Starstar January 10, 2008

[Cambodian spyder monkey]

The Cambodian spyder monkey, is a somwhat complex move. In general immediatly after anal said individual pulls out, gives the penis a hardy slap on their hand, and gives the female the "spyder man" manuever followed by a well placed bitch slap.

Hyde: man that girl last night was a freak!
Fizz: how's that?
Hyde:She asked me to give her the cambodian spyder monkey I couldn't believe it!
Fizz:did you do it?
Hyde: Hell yah I did it!, I gave her the "spyder man" followed up by a brown palmed bitch slap!
Fizz:Hell yah man! She got a sister?

by TEAM BUKKAKE January 2, 2009

act a monkey

To act up inappropriately in a situation.

I got to work today and couldn't get anything done cause they act a monkey up in here.

by Blended 1 January 7, 2014

Big black monkey

So it’s hair big black ugly and a big monkey

Ksi is a big black monkey

by Lamp sex.com April 15, 2022