A Michael is a niche of the male being that exhibits Michael specific forms of delayed developmental emotional and physical markers. Usually associated with stunted emotional intelligence and an ass like stubbornness that manifests itself in feeble attempts at communication amongst humankind, more specifically, womankind. Often also referred to as Gaslighting.
(i) Michael, works 60% of the time, every time…
(ii) I just dated a real Michael, gave up waiting for a call back 24 hours after he wanted to elope.
(ii) I just dated a real Michael, gave up waiting for a call back 24 hours after he wanted to elope.
by DictionaryCorner1 October 13, 2022
Get the Michaelmug. The sweetest boyfriends, you couldn’t ask for a better man. Huge dick’s where it counts, looks like jake gyllenhaal but teaches yoga.
by KyDandi April 2, 2022
Get the John Michaelmug. Dancing Michael Robot is when you lose your sanity after not having a successful orgasm in a while. The term itself derives from the "dance Michael Robot" lyric from Getter Jaani's song "Dance Michael".
Alizée: What has gotten into Rainer? He's been acting so irrational for the past week!
Zazie: He's dancing Michael Robot. He'll recover some time later. He just needs to get the right feeling.
Zazie: He's dancing Michael Robot. He'll recover some time later. He just needs to get the right feeling.
by MissSaikou October 14, 2021
Get the dancing Michael Robotmug. Michael the most extrodinary, exotic, handsome, most sexiest, unforgettable man you will ever meet. Michael is a dream come true. Michael is one of a kind someone you never thought you would meet never thought exist. A Michael will steal your heart away on the very first day. A Michael will always be there for you as long as your there for him and he will love you like no other you will fall so in love with a Michael if you ever lose him you will probably pull your own hair out because Michael was your every thing your whole life and with out him your lost.
Being with a Michael will make you feel free will make you feel unstobable. Hes stunning look he's extreme tallness and he's baby blue crystals eyes will drive you nuts in a good way. A Michael only comes around once in a life time if your lucky.
by anonymous September 7, 2022
Get the Michaelmug. michael is the most wanted person in the world. michael is what love is about. Never lie never cheat. They are loving to the ones close to they.... hurting and in the process.
I love Michael
by Bubble's November 21, 2023
Get the michaelmug. Generally defined as a sex black male. Tends o steal everyones thot bitches but the niggas he steals them from steal think he is a God
Nigga#1: Damn I heard that you and your girl split up
Nigga#2: Yeah we did
Nigga#1: what happened
Nigga#2: She left me for someone else
Nigga#1: Well are you gonna kick his ass
Nigga#2: Naw cuh is aight cuz Michael Barlow stole her from me
Nigga#1:Oh shit you dont wanna mess with that nigga
Nigga#2: Yeah we did
Nigga#1: what happened
Nigga#2: She left me for someone else
Nigga#1: Well are you gonna kick his ass
Nigga#2: Naw cuh is aight cuz Michael Barlow stole her from me
Nigga#1:Oh shit you dont wanna mess with that nigga
by Nigga cheese bitch November 14, 2018
Get the Michael Barlowmug. by stanaal July 18, 2018
Get the michael steelemug.