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Mexican Jesus

A hot mexican guy with long hair who moast likely gets called that by his close friends (his real name is probably david or antonio)
Friend: Hello Mexican Jesus

David: rly lol
by mr.miguel dannyboy March 3, 2022
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Mexican Discharge

Mexican Discharge (noun)

A term used to describe the thick, sticky brown sludge that forms from a mixture of salt, sand, snow, and moisture during winter. This substance accumulates on roads, sidewalks, and vehicles, creating a persistent mess that clings to shoes, clothing, and surfaces. Known for its wet, heavy consistency, Mexican Discharge spreads easily and is difficult to remove, leaving behind a trail of grime wherever it goes.
After stepping out of his truck, Jake felt the familiar pull of Mexican Discharge clinging to his boots. The thick, brown sludge—formed from a winter’s worth of road salt, sand, and melting snow—stuck to everything, leaving streaks of grime on his floor mats and a stubborn mess on the shop floor. No matter how hard he tried to wipe it off, the sticky residue seemed to follow him everywhere.
by The Dodge Hood Rats February 7, 2025
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shaking my mexican

When you're in the car and your friend is swerving in and out of lanes and they shake your chipotle
"Stop swerving you're shaking my Mexican!"
by Juan more time June 28, 2014
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mexican oral

A bunch of gay Mexicans slobs on knobs named Hunter Rolader.
A bunch of Mexicans gave Hunter Rolader Mexican oral
by Hizzledizzle January 16, 2016
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fancy mexican

Getting hair and makeup done for holidays by professionals
“Maria isn’t a fancy Mexican, she’s just regular
by Jess42RN April 13, 2022
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Mexican Saucer

Eating Taco Bell off a latina girl's head while she gives you a blowjob.
Dude! I had the best Mexican Saucer with Carlita last night!
by benoe garcia September 30, 2010
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Mexican

Tortilla, taco, burrito, senor, a las 3 am
Mexican tortilla porno
by SexHoundSmtih May 18, 2021
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