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Mexican Discharge

Mexican Discharge (noun)

A term used to describe the thick, sticky brown sludge that forms from a mixture of salt, sand, snow, and moisture during winter. This substance accumulates on roads, sidewalks, and vehicles, creating a persistent mess that clings to shoes, clothing, and surfaces. Known for its wet, heavy consistency, Mexican Discharge spreads easily and is difficult to remove, leaving behind a trail of grime wherever it goes.
After stepping out of his truck, Jake felt the familiar pull of Mexican Discharge clinging to his boots. The thick, brown sludge—formed from a winter’s worth of road salt, sand, and melting snow—stuck to everything, leaving streaks of grime on his floor mats and a stubborn mess on the shop floor. No matter how hard he tried to wipe it off, the sticky residue seemed to follow him everywhere.
by The Dodge Hood Rats February 7, 2025
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Mexican Christmas Tree

Alike the Grand Fir, Douglas Fir, Blue Spruce, the Mexican Christmas Tree is grown as a Commodity. However, it is not a tree at all. It is a Marijuana Plant. Mexico was/is one of the top producers of flower.
*Me watching a dispensary training video: Look at the size of that Mexican Christmas tree!
by Jesus Chrisco December 26, 2023
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Mexican whistle

When you are eating some slamming ass pussy and she quivers and bucks at the same time causing a sudden burst of air to push out through a tight vagina. Similar to a queef but like when some migrant workers whistle to get someone's attention.
"Dude!.. I was eating this girl out last night and she came so hard and gave me that Mexican whistle!"
by Thunderdog77 March 2, 2021
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Mexican Wet Dream

When a Mexican finds out Canta Ritos makes a Hard Soda.
I told my friend Ivis about the Canta Ritos Hard Soda and he stated, "I'm about to have a Mexican Wet Dream."
by StaySarcastic April 27, 2023
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Mexican Thanksgiving

The act of shoving a burrito up your anus proceeded by taking it out and eating.
Me and James are gonna have a Mexican Thanksgiving later tonight if you wanna join.
by 12inWeiner January 20, 2025
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Mexican business hours

A business that stops helping customers before the posted hours of operation
Unable to order food at 9:20 because the business closes at 10:00 this business uses Mexican business hours
by bendecker January 12, 2023
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Mexican Fruit Cup

Where you lube up a Latinas cooch with Chamoy then shove a dildo-shaped pineapple into it.

After using it, you eat it
"Let's make a Mexican Fruit Cup!!"
proceeds to lube up a Latina cooch with chamoy then shove a dildo-shaped pineapple into it. Then eating it.
by Glitchedchaos February 23, 2024
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