Cheddar Goblin

Someone who was embarrassed or emasculated in there childhood who cuts off all ties with family or friends to sit in there dark room using there computer all day, sometimes not even doing anything and just staring at the screen.

a way you can tell someone is a cheddar goblin is if they have bright pale skin, are really skinny, and sometimes can be a femboy.
the phrase "cheddar goblin" comes from the Nicolaus cage movie "Mandy"

ever since that time in 8th grade Jerry has been a cheddar goblin

by Qesdfjoibcvmbj August 15, 2022

sperm goblins

Exactly how it sounds someone who gobbles sperm

Theres sperm goblins in the woods

by SlinkyDick July 3, 2022

sperm goblin

Exactly what it sounds like someone or something that gobbles sperm

Yo that bitch was a sperm goblin

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 4, 2022

Glizzy Gobbler

When a man is down to go to a Con and then is down to spend 10 bucks for a burnt ass glizzy served by the homie Jesse

Jesse: Damn armani you want this glizzy???

Armani: Fuck yeah i want this glizzy! IM THE GLIZZY GOBBLER!

by Lady Of Luminosity July 12, 2022

Gouis Goberts Frightnight

The most dangerous time of the year when the infamous nonce: Gouis Goberts is unleashed

Don't go outside kids tonight is Gouis Goberts Frightnight

by The_Dude391 July 13, 2022

chit goblin

A goblin of chits

“Dammit Kyle did you take my chits you damn chit goblin”

by Rockersock September 1, 2022

Banana Goblin

A mythological creature that seeks out humans with a lack of potassium in their diet. Theorized to have been created by the Standard Fruit Company in 1967 in a attempt to spread their banana empire to foreign lands.

In African folk lore, the banana goblin is said to of chanted the common english comedic phrase "That's bananas" to instill fear in its prey.

Example 1:Nancy! I hear the Banana Goblin at my door and I'm out of bananas!

by Oswald Murphy The Third P.H.D September 4, 2022