fecal fingered

When one of your co-workers at your firm takes the communal Boston Globe newspaper from the firm's library with him to the mens room, then proceeds to take a massive, stench-ridden, vomit-inducing dump, and exits the stall with the Globe under his arm and fails to wash his poo-ridden hands.

Dude, do not touch the Globe in the library today. Sid fecal fingered it. He read it while shitting and then never washed his hands after wiping his massive ass.

by Ballz Dee February 5, 2009

vaginahead finger

A finger that looks like a head that looks like a vagina.

Person 1:"Wow his finger looks like a vagina and a head all in one."
Person 2:"Indeed, lets call it a vaginahead finger!"

by Jesse "Beastly Large Penis" June 4, 2009

Bit Finders

Binoculars Used for Finding Bitties

"There's a raft coming down the River, grab the Bit Finders and check it out"

by Drunk_ass July 13, 2009

Salad finger

Finger banging a chicks ass!

Last summer at my buddys engament party i got some salad finger from some swamp donkey from montana! And all my buddys watched thru the window of my R.v

by smiley the swamp donkey hunter October 16, 2009

Two finger hula

female masturbation, gyrating to her favorite music.

She was so turned on to seeing prince, she did the two finger hula!

by madddddkkattzz March 9, 2010

Furry Finger

This is when the hair on someone's finger is excessively thicker and longer than the hair on the rest of that person's fingers.

His furry finger has a lot more fur than the rest of his fingers.

by Fur worshiper March 25, 2010

Ten-finger Shandy

When it takes both hands to wank a guy off owing to the length of his love shaft

How was the date?

Great... then I went back to his place for a ten-finger shandy

WOW!

by One-legged Pervert April 25, 2010