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Daniel

Ravenous and energetic, Daniel is the kind of guy to point out that personality is independent of a name and start a half hour discussion on the obsession of humans drawing nonexistent connections. It can start a half hour discussion on just about anything. It'll answer "I'm better than okay" when asked if it's okay (which happens often). It claims to be "more sane than sanity" whatever that means. Neither a conformist nor a contrarian, and not even much of an individual, its intellectual flavor is best described as surpassing its own nature. Daniel is loud and dynamic. Can provide moderately stimulating entertainment for moderate amounts of time. Can provide mind shifting discussion for a very long time. Very simple person, either an intellectual philosopher deep in thought or a instinct-driven hedonist going mad from desire with little in between. Incredibly strong willed intellectually, weak willed everywhere else. Has an accidentally deranged smile that it shows everyone, has a truly perverted smile that it shows only its closest friends. Likes playing jokes like writing definitions about itself. Will gladly (under appropriate circumstances) become an item of furniture, and can become so, so much more. The kind of guy to ask you a question not because it wants to know the answer, but to get you to reevaluate your own understanding of truth. Never loses a debate, never wins anything else. Half life: (~8-∞) decades. If you know Daniel, then you know someone named Daniel.
"Are you okay, are you insane, Daniel?" -Example Human A
"I'm better than okay and more sane than sanity. But tell me, why do you think otherwise?" -Daniel
"What does that mean?" -Example Human A
"Do you have 3 hours? I can explain how to exit humanity." -Daniel
"Who asked?" -Example Human B
"I did." -Daniel
by Enlightened Chair November 23, 2021
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Daniel b

He hates everyone except marisa and wishes that you die
by bldm6969 December 9, 2021
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Yes, YES! They Indeed do, all the women hotdog eaters say its soo long and tasty that the ketchup doesnt have taste.
Girl: Did you enjoy Daniel & Josh's Hot Dogs? Do Daniel & Josh have big Hotdogs

Girl 2 I Indeed did!!
by Daniel And Josh June 13, 2020
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Daniel Bridges

This is a difficult name to define because it defies many boundaries of human perception, let alone various languages. One of the closest translations that experts give is God or many other variations of that general idea.

Other definitions are thought to be: TaoChiThe Great Spirit Chuck Norris

Energy

Infinity

Sublime

ect

Despite the fact that various names have been pinned to Daniel, its seems that all of the above examples (including that of God)cannot even withstand the magnitude of Daniel.

The reason this name continues to elude even the brightest of human minds is that the idea of Daniel cannot possibly exist in a dimensional state. Daniel is so powerful, it defies all laws of this or any other universe. Recent studies have shown that people who have attempted to comprehend this name have either disappeared, died spontaneously, or driven themselves into a pertinent state of insanity . One common belief is that Daniel is possibly the grounds on which everything and nothing is based. It seems to surpass infinity. Quantum physicists report that this Daniel is Everything and Nothing. It is has unexplainable connections with the String and Superstring Theories as Daniel resonates within every single layer of the multi-dimensional complex and yet still exists beyond that point which is where scientists have lost the trail. Various theologists and spiritual leaders believe that Daniel is The Answer". All attempts to understand this idea of Daniel have failed.
by 𐤉𐤄𐤅𐤄 December 22, 2023
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Daniel

Daniel has a huge dick and enjoys cock and ball torture with oliver. Daniel likes having his horse cock tortured and his balls tied up and squeezed
OMG is that daniel touching his balls
by OliverCantGetRebounds October 10, 2021
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Daniel

person 1: Daniel is such a simp
literally everyone else: fax
Daniel's a simp
by uxuuususususus June 16, 2021
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damn daniel

Damn Daniel at it again with the white vans!!!
by Damndaniel19 September 7, 2016
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