dick muncher

a) one who enjoys giving head

b) a derogatory term used mostly on guys when they are acting strange, annoying, assholes, etc.
c) and if used literally, someone that actually enjoys eating dicks.

Guy being annoying

other guy "get the hell away from me you fucking dick muncher".

by niinii108 June 2, 2010

Donald Dick

Donald Trump.

Donald Trump is a dick, that's why he's called Donald Dick.

by fga May 30, 2016

Urban Dicked

v. when your name or screenname gets added to this website with a definition you might not like.

Oh no he didn't! Small dicked Nathaniel is just ASKING to get urban dicked, i'ma define his ass right now. daaamn homie.

(see "nateddog")

by Curtis G May 13, 2003

dick-do

when a man is so fat, his belly hangs down further than his dick does.

look at that man. he has dick-do disease! his gut hangs down further than his dick does!

by da trick biatch May 18, 2006

tickley dick

Tickley dick is the tickley, yet unpleasant sensation you get in your penis after a long banging session, post-ejaculation. It usually makes you walk all caddywhompus, inhibits you from a second bang session, and can usually be cured after urinating.

Friend:"Rob, why the fuck are you walking so funny?!?"

Rob: "Sorry guys, you caught me post-coitus and I have the worst case of tickley dick ever!"

Friend:"well go piss it away, how are you supposed to play wing man when you're walking like a dick head!"

by CrazyRob03 June 6, 2011

Dick Cheyney

A newly discovered form of parasitic giant cockroach, it has been able to posses infect the brains of human beings and use tham as hosts, most notably George Bush Jr. and Sr., Donald Rumsfeld, Condoleezza Rice, and Collin Powell.

Dick Cheyney has taken control of my brain.

by Detranova July 28, 2003

dick puppet

A woman who is petite, short (usually under 5'2") in stature and weighs less that 110 pounds. Also has a strong sexual appetite. A woman that can be picked up and mounted on the penis with little or no effort, so you are free to get up and go to the frig for a beer with out her dismounting or lossing your stroke count.

Also see ragdoll sex

See that little blonde "dick puppet" over there,,, She's a freak!

by bare bear balls October 19, 2009