Boston Cream Pie

When you bust a fat nut into an Irish girl from Boston who doesn’t pronounce her R’s.

“Hey Pahkah (Parker), I want you to paint my insides.”

Parker - “Someone’s ready for a Boston Cream Pie.”

I gave a Shannon the fattest Boston Cream Pie ever.

by The Real Sputnik May 25, 2022

Ice Cream Cone

The shape of a severely over weight woman that has thin legs but spills out of their pants like a cone of soft serve ice cream. 🍦

Jasmine:"Ice Cream Cone!"
Elle:"You want ice cream?
Jasmine:"No, over there, that fat lady looks like a soft served ice cream cone!"
Elle:"You are what you eat!"

by Eve4 May 28, 2022

Meme Cream

Organic cream that turns you into Jesus.

Like and subscribe right now or you won't get any organic Meme Cream

by Meme Cream May 29, 2022

Golden cream chaser

When during sex a man pisses with his sperm

Jack: I gave Judy a good old Golden cream chaser last night

by Fuck dog 37 June 5, 2022

Hwhip Cream

A fluffy sweet topping. Used mainly on Eggos, Waffles, Dessert, ect. Pronounced H-whip Cr-ee-m.

Can I have some Hwhip Cream?

by iadhondswfbasbfous June 7, 2022

sweet cream

Grilled Cheese Dipped in IHOP Syrup

Damn, gimme some of dat sweet cream

by DoggyDaggyDoog June 9, 2022

Toffee cream

The sexual act in which a man crouches above a woman’s breast, and ejaculates on her breast while she sprays his balls with breast milk.

Me and the wife were going to town last night. We even finished with toffee cream

by Kumo1 June 23, 2022