donkey balls

what it looks like when a naked guy bends over and you can see his balls hanging all low and heavy from behind.

Brad in the shower after the big game: Oh, don't look now, but Johnson's stooping over to pick up the soap!
.....
Rutledge also in the shower after the big game: Donkey balls! Donkey balls! Johnson't got some donkey balls!
....
Johnson, realizing he's the butt of a joke again and quickly standing erect: Come on guys, leave me and my saggy sack alone.

by Stephanie Ellis September 25, 2005

greasy old grandpa balls

an old man that is so old he looks like a crusty old shriveled muffin with oldman clothes on it and youjust want to yell at him bcause he keeps talking about the new sex shop that just opened up but he cant hear you anyways because he forgot to put his hearing aid in cause hes stupid and cenile and needs to go to a home but his family cant afford it and you wish a dog would just attack him and put him out of his useless decrepid old man misery cause he hits on your freinds and its creepy cause hes dirty and old and needs alot of help. this is a greasy old grandpa balls

that greasy old man that is walking around but shouldent be walking around cause hes too old.
your grandfather!
greasy old grandpa balls are dirty and old!

by daner777 March 4, 2011

monkey balls

You stink...or how dumb

You suck monkey balls!

by Kiki May 7, 2005

Shitty Balls

The art of fucking a chick while dipping your balls in her ass

(loosening the asshole may be needed)

i love when i get shitty balls :)

by anuslicker6969696969696969 December 29, 2009

silver balls

when you skeet skeet skeet in your girlfriends mouth and she spits it on your balls.

I don't enjoy having silver balls.

by Mike Chrobak May 16, 2006

chocolate dipped balls

When you dip your balls a womans ass, and she hasnt wipped it and you make her lick off the chocolate.

man i met this bitch last night and it looked like she hadn't wipped in ages and i made her lick my chocolate dipped balls and she got chocolate stuck in her teeth

by Elia the foreskin master August 28, 2006

suck my balls

To Suck MY Balls Bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Taralyn loves To suck My balls

by DICK LICKER September 7, 2008