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Johnson's Johnson Sauce

Baby Oil used as masturbation lube because you no longer have money for good lube. All because your wife talked you into having a baby just about 9 months before she decided that her vagina is some temple you're not worthy of praying in... and who the hell knew diapers were so expensive!!
Dude we never see you anymore, glad you could make it out tonight... *sniff* *sniff* .. Why do you smell like a girl..?
Sorry man, its that terrible smell of Johnson's Johnson sauce... It don't wash off
by Thedude78 September 20, 2013
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Troll Sauce

The residue left on a facebook comment after being trolled on
that comment that Greg left is so dumb...there is going to be troll sauce all over that
by Tyler Durgen April 2, 2011
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nuggets with sauce

When you grab your hard poop nugget and smear it into goey diarrhea and then eat your yummy nugget with sauce
"When my 1 year old gets hungry, I feed her nuggets with sauce."
by Bigstankdigdad July 31, 2021
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Sacred Sauce

That type of sauce that only true Gourmet Food Review fans know about
Oh man he really did it good with that Sacred Sauce again.
by GourmetFoodReviews December 5, 2016
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Sauce Sack

A bag, pouch or other container made of a soft, flexible material in which one hold's his sauce.
Boy, that marinara sauce sack sure does look delicious
by Sack Specialist May 24, 2015
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Denver sauce

1. A single or multiple liquid street juice. Often comprised of vomit compote, alcohol, urine, etc.

2. Colorado 'traditional ' Buffalo sauce
The tenders were so dry I would've added Denver sauce
by Finishing island February 9, 2024
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sauced my pan

When you get shit all over your penis and in your peehole while doing anal
by pistol whip the tip April 22, 2016
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