Reverse Bear Hug

The act of shitting your pants and hugging someone’s torso backwards while smooshing the shit on them

Doug, if you don’t give me a better assignment I’m going to give you a Reverse Bear Hug!!!

by Pervytoadsage March 6, 2024

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Polar Bear

That one overweight white woman that you see desperate black men dating.

"Yo, you see Jakobe's new girl? That one big white girl, she a snow bunny fo' sho"
"Nah bruh, that's a polar bear. 💀"

by Btsabortedchild January 9, 2024

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Crystal and The Bear

A morning show duo from The Lake of the Ozarks. Who think they are funnier than they are....still pretty funny though!

Hey did you Hear what Crystal and The Bear said on 107-9 The Coyote today?

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Either a tall, hot, hairy chested guy from Essex, typically named Ian, who is easily the sexiest guy in the room... or a Teddy bear you can buy from Adventure Island at Southend-on-Sea. Both are great to cuddle up with, but only one will make you truly happy.

Girl 1: Who's that guy over there?
Girl 2: Oh, that's Ian. He's a real Essex Bear
Girl 1: I must have him now

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Polar Bear

Someone who is white and only finds black people attractive. While the original term for this is “snow bunny”, a Polar Bear is a Plus sized person that fits the snow bunny description

Guy 1: Damn bro this girl a baddie but I got no chance she a whole snow bunny

Guy 2: Bro that ain’t a snow bunny she a whole ass Polar Bear fuckisyoutalkinabout

by BlendedNuggets March 9, 2021

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