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wet jeremy

The sexual act of ejaculating in your partner's ear. Named after the well known porn star Ron Jeremy
Guy1: was about to finish so I pulled out and came in her ear!

Guy2: no way! You gave her a wet Jeremy?!?!
by phatsauce February 12, 2014
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Phantom Wetness

When you feel like you are getting wet but really your not
Hey is there a hole in my boot? Huh feels like my foot is getting wet. Must be phantom wetness.
by snake ruiz September 27, 2012
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San Francisco wet wipe

When you take a messy shit but don’t have any wet wipes. So you jerk off into the toilet paper and wipe your ass
That shit was so messy I had to use a San Francisco wet wipe
by Damon184 June 11, 2025
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Wet Lava

A highly debated topic on the internet that will probably be the cause of WIII. Retards believe lava can be wet while dumbasses believe lava cannot be wet.
Jump into a pit of wet lava to see if it is, faggot.
by soulessbones January 20, 2022
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Just Wet Your Pants Girl

“I want to dye my hair
“Just wet your pants girl!”
by AmyRicks May 24, 2022
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wet living

A lifestyle that involves combating the effects of chronic dry mouth. Involves heavy consumption of saliva-inducing and saliva-replacing foods and liquids.
Her mouth was drier than the Atacama, so she looked into wet living
by luciusnutt April 3, 2013
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Wet-Dry World

A level in the video game "Super Mario 64". While originally not really a level many thought too much of, it evolved into an internet legend, with many stories told about the level.

When looked into deeper, the level has many oddities. Firstly, the odd and eerie skybox, theorised to be of a town in Yemen that looks extremely odd and out of place. Secondly, an abandoned town where you collect red coins gives way to many theories about how this town was abandoned or some other stories.

In all, the level gives people bad vibes, and was made forever famous by the infamous Mario 64 iceberg video by Mish Koz, with the famous entry "Wet-Dry World Negative Emotional Aura." While it may be overthinking too much (it almost certainly is), is there something really sinister behind this at first unremarkable level in Super Mario 64?
Me: Yo, whats your least favourite level in Mario 64?

Friend: Bro, it has to be Wet-Dry World. Not only is it a boring level, but it is also extremely eerie, and all in all gives me bad vibes whenever I play it

Me: There is the phenomenon called the Wet-Dry World negative emotional aura you know?

Friend: Ehh, I wont think too much about it.
by fortdyche February 18, 2025
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