Poo grunt is another word for a fart. As though a piece of crap is a beast in your bowels that grunts (farts) like a pig
by Ean. Nk. Holahan July 30, 2016

After a satisfying dump, A Poo nugget is what hangs on at the end and refuses to let go no matter how nice you ask it.
It is known that in some Australian counties it is known as a "Michaela"
It is known that in some Australian counties it is known as a "Michaela"
by ghostly white September 20, 2019

A Posh Poo is where a person decides to poo their pants rather than go to the toilet.
Because your pants/boxers will be ruined and thrown away, its considered to be a "Posh" poo because it will cost you alot of money in the long run replacing all the soiled clothes.
Because your pants/boxers will be ruined and thrown away, its considered to be a "Posh" poo because it will cost you alot of money in the long run replacing all the soiled clothes.
Simon said to Luke, "I cant be bothered to get off the sofa & go to the toilet, I'm going to have a Posh Poo here instead. ok?"
by WhatsForLunch September 20, 2022

1. Noun, The strange mixture of diarrhea and urine, usually left in the toilet by people under the age of ten
2. Verb, the act of urinating into somebody elses unflushed diarrhea
2. Verb, the act of urinating into somebody elses unflushed diarrhea
1. "Jerry, your cousin left a pee pee poo poo in the bathroom!"
2. "Jerry, I'm sorry for pee pee poo pooing in the bathroom."
2. "Jerry, I'm sorry for pee pee poo pooing in the bathroom."
by WHAT HOW September 29, 2020

It's the phenomenon that occurs to certain individuals after purchasing drugs. They immediately get the urge to run for the bathroom before consuming their drugs. This phenomenon does not occur to everyone, as only specific people will feel this urge.
Charlie: Let's smoke a joint, dude.
Bob: Maybe after I take a shit, okay?
Charlie: You always get the packet-poos before smoking one.
Bob: Maybe after I take a shit, okay?
Charlie: You always get the packet-poos before smoking one.
by mraladeen98 June 7, 2017

When you pee and poop at the same time because you couldn't hold it. When this happens you stare blankly not knowing what to do then start peeing more. Then you start licking it and eat the poop.
"Oh no, I peed and pooped at the same time! Now the pee is all over the wall and floor! Such a pee pee poo poo moment."
by bibblebobsexnine July 1, 2022

When a person has eaten something that doesn't agree with them, or has eaten bad food for an extended period of time, and they do a shit so nasty and painful that the hairs stand up on their arms and they feel like they will never be happy again, like there is no light at the end of the tunnel
"That shit wasn't just food leaving me, it was happiness, like a dementor was sucking on my arsehole... The Dementor Poo"
by RossyKrazed June 26, 2017
