Once upon a time, there was The Guy Who Asked. He was a secret person, never to be seen by anyone, or known to exist. A lonely, Goofy Ahh Goober once said, “Who asked?” To Joe Dacock. Joe Dacock waited for a “I did” but there was nobody.
Later that day, Goofy Ahh Goober went to seek The Guy Who Asked.
15 years later…
Goofy’s family and friends were worried. Goofy Ahh Goober had not been seen in 15.69 years, and was never seen again. The end.
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Later that day, Goofy Ahh Goober went to seek The Guy Who Asked.
15 years later…
Goofy’s family and friends were worried. Goofy Ahh Goober had not been seen in 15.69 years, and was never seen again. The end.
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That is The Guy Who Asked Story.
by periodwithtrans February 03, 2023
aka Closet Homosexual
When a guy goes around boasting about how great he is and how gay other guys are compared to him, this is known as a super happy fun guy. Also, when a guy tries to tell other guys how gay they are and makes up all sorts of gay fantasies about them, this is known as a super happy fun guy. His fixation on all things gay and homosexual will be glaringly obvious. His narcissistic glorification of his body and obsession with other males' bodies and exercise regimes will creep out everyone, even the "flaming faggots." He will brag about his ability in bed, but his dick pics will be pencil thin. He will claim to adore the female body, but his very vocal fantasies will all be about gay sex. He will loudly and hurriedly deny any inclination towards homosexuality, but nobody will believe him.
When a guy goes around boasting about how great he is and how gay other guys are compared to him, this is known as a super happy fun guy. Also, when a guy tries to tell other guys how gay they are and makes up all sorts of gay fantasies about them, this is known as a super happy fun guy. His fixation on all things gay and homosexual will be glaringly obvious. His narcissistic glorification of his body and obsession with other males' bodies and exercise regimes will creep out everyone, even the "flaming faggots." He will brag about his ability in bed, but his dick pics will be pencil thin. He will claim to adore the female body, but his very vocal fantasies will all be about gay sex. He will loudly and hurriedly deny any inclination towards homosexuality, but nobody will believe him.
"You are a fat boring vanilla bitch and can't even suck a dick right."
"Wow! You sound like a super happy fun guy."
"OMG. This super happy fun guy kept asking me about my nail polish."
"Are you serious?! I thought he said he's straight?"
" Idk but that was pretty gay of him to ask."
"Wow! You sound like a super happy fun guy."
"OMG. This super happy fun guy kept asking me about my nail polish."
"Are you serious?! I thought he said he's straight?"
" Idk but that was pretty gay of him to ask."
by INTJBlackUnicorn July 11, 2017
"I heard Tommy burned his eyes out with a lit cigarette after watching 1 guy 1 cup. The doctors at the clinic said that he still hasn't stopped screaming."
by visibly shaken October 25, 2009
This is celebrated throughout the entire month of September. In this month all the girls and women out there can appreciate how hot guys are as much as they want, and no one will care except for themselves. A great month to stare at your crush all day.
Person 1: Uh... why are you staring at Nick?
Person 2: Didn't you know? It's guy hotness appreciation month! I can ogle him all I want all month.
Person 2: Didn't you know? It's guy hotness appreciation month! I can ogle him all I want all month.
by N@y September 24, 2011
The guy who a girl tells her problems in the depth of the night and who will never be together because that man is officially in the friend-zone.
by jackofoso December 21, 2011
The one person in the team who is extra worthless when compared to the other members in the team.
According to Dilbert, the WDG might seem completely competent in a different context, but
in your group he is a chimp.
According to Dilbert, the WDG might seem completely competent in a different context, but
in your group he is a chimp.
by mlevit March 23, 2010
Someone stuck in a 1980's style or thought pattern. Could be a guy with a glam rock T-shirt but could also mean a stockbroker type that celebrates "80's greed and excess" by dressing in a suit, with slicked back hair, and a giant cell phone attached to his ear.
by JimNickerson November 08, 2007