make ends meat

-the more rational way of describing life in a struggle, rather than "make ends meet"
-Making the bare minimum

i'm just out here tryin to make ends meat in this recession

by publius39 January 28, 2011

Meat Snowman Surprise

A meat snowman surprise is when you try to take care of your sibling, Anais, but fall asleep. The most likely outcome of this is a "meat snowman surprise" aka when you wake up to you making a snowman out of meat, and are therefore, surprised.

Gumball: I DON'T THINK PUTTING IN OUR BROWSER "MEAT SNOWMAN SURPRISE" WILL YIELD ANY INFORMING RESULTS

by NotLost October 18, 2022

African Meat Locker

Shitting in your hands, squeezing it, and using it to jack off.

Oh, and I heard jack and Johnny were African meat lockering together in their apartment.

by Jholder45th June 6, 2020

your meat stinks

when a person has a foul odor coming from there private area

Hey guy, your meat stinks, you need to go take a shower. You nasty nad troll ..

by squirtmouth July 4, 2016

boot-buckle meat

Used to refer to both good and bad 'fat' areas on a girl's body. bubble butts, thick thighs and fat tits are considered 'good' boot-buckle meat. Whereas, cankles, guts, cum-bellies, fupas, muffin tops and booty do are 'negative' uses of the word.

...Look at this bitch's ass.... damn she's got some boot-buckle meat...

...damn that bitch has some thick ankles.... ughh, she's got some extra boot-buckle meat around her gut

by Neal Leafbug January 20, 2011

Belgium Meat Waffle

To eat a nasty, flappy, and worn out vagina covered in maple syrup.

She said, "he gave the greatest Belgium Meat Waffle in the World."

by Shannonbeaman April 14, 2014

Mississippi meat locker

When you are preforming anal play, you slowly pull out and then proceed to put at hook up her anus. When she asks you what you are doing while in agony, you then take a chain and attach it to the hook. You then proceed to lift the chain up and put it on the ceiling fan, creating the illusion that she is hanging like meat in a meat locker.

Me: how do I impress her I don’t have a big one, and I am a virgin!
Him: give her a Mississippi meat locker.

by Snubbish December 11, 2017