by pseudonym-12947015 February 24, 2017
Get the Saleem's Law mug."You can follow an 'unpopular' method or procedure 'till da cows come home' and nothing unusual will ever happen to 'justify' or 'vindicate' your unorthodox actions (and you'll likely get continually criticized by others for your chosen behavior), but then the ONE TIME when you eventually 'cave' and actually DO happen to follow the 'standard' or 'acceptable' protocol, THAT'S the solitary 'rogue occasion' when disaster will happen to strike --- something really bad will happen that would not have occurred if you had simply continued to follow your own 'pet' procedure that had seemed better/safer to begin with!"
My "super-long-term-driving-experienced" aunt had gotten fed up with my "back-seat driver" attempts to be helpful by telling her about vehicles that I'd see moving around fairly near our position when we'd be travelling someplace in her car, and so she had eventually asked me to just keep quiet and let here handle the driving herself. Well, of course, within a day or two, Murphy's Law of Exceptions decided to turn and bite me in da butt --- due to a view-obstructing sidewalk-mounted ad-sign, my aunt didn't notice an approaching car, but I did... naturally, that was the ONE TIME that I **didn't** tell her about it because she'd specifically asked me to keep my trap shut on instances like that, and so I'd ASSUMED (there's that word again!) that she'd observed the vehicle bearing down on the intersection. Well, as you might expect, we crashed, and there were multiple injuries in the other car! Can't win...!
by QuacksO March 9, 2019
Get the Murphy's Law of Exceptions mug.Nerdy brother to Al Gore. Little known to the general public, but similarly-learned in using mathematical operations/equations to make "inconvenient truth" speeches.
If we study the key Al Gore rhythms and compare them with Law Gore rhythms, will we actually get a clearer idea of how to solve global warming, or will we just get even more confused with all of those complex mathematical formulas???
by QuacksO November 25, 2021
Get the Law Gore mug.A man will most times acquire a relationship partner ranked in between a mans confidence and total looks.
For example: If there was a guy who was a 6 but he had the confidence of an 8, he would most likely obtain a relationship partner that is a 7.
For example: If there was a guy who was a 6 but he had the confidence of an 8, he would most likely obtain a relationship partner that is a 7.
“What do you think about that guy”
“Well, using Hoppe’s Law, he is about a 4, but has the confidence of a 8, so he will probably end up with a 6”
“Well, using Hoppe’s Law, he is about a 4, but has the confidence of a 8, so he will probably end up with a 6”
by Professor Ho November 25, 2020
Get the Hoppe’s Law mug.The spouse of one's great-great-grandchild.
My great-great-grandchild-in-law is a good person.
by Rwopazaq November 24, 2019
Get the great-great-grandchild-in-law mug.A person who will “die on” every hill (opinion) that they have. If they do not have one, they’ll make a hill to die on.
Person 1: Red and blue make purple.
Person 2: No, they make yellow.
Person 1: No, they make purple. Watch *mixes red and blue paint to make purple*
Person 2: I think that’s still wrong, they make yellow.
Person 1: Well, I guess you just embody Connaghan’s Law, then.
Person 2: No, they make yellow.
Person 1: No, they make purple. Watch *mixes red and blue paint to make purple*
Person 2: I think that’s still wrong, they make yellow.
Person 1: Well, I guess you just embody Connaghan’s Law, then.
by Doctor R2-D2 December 17, 2023
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