carnival ass

Carnival ass is a condition in which a mid western woman or maybe as far North as montana, is wearing white pants or shorts that develop stains from sitting on dirty carnival rides all day. Other antagonists may include dirty fingers, a rare case of mud butt, and in some cases spilled boxed wine that mite have been sat on. On rare occasions someone will go pantyless and you can catch some rough and curlies poking out the front.

Man, did you see that moms dirty ass getting of that coaster? Yeah. Looks like she shitter self. White pants sure are sexy tho. Good ol' Carnival ass

by Ivan barrister August 22, 2021

Donut Ass

When a ass is so tight it feels like sticking your dick in a donut

Amy has a Donut Ass hers felt like the Powdered Donut i used yesterday

by Tim The Wise June 10, 2021

ass pile

alot of something

At I asked for an ass pile of hot sauce but the bitch only gave me a couple.

by codysteve December 12, 2003

dick’s ass

Any unfavorable condition.

It’s hotter than a dick’s ass in here.

Man1: How did your interview go?

Man2: Dick’s ass.

It smells like a dick’s ass in the kitchen.

What the dick’s ass is this nonsense?

I don’t give a dick’s ass what you think!

This movie is dick’s ass.

This train is moving slower than a dick’s ass.

by Sigaret Breff June 8, 2023

Bryant’s Ass

The ass that girls and guys a like want a taste of. One that is so immaculate the gods themselves come down to earth once a month for a nibble.

God damn I’m hungry and horny, if only Bryant’s Ass was here.

by Wsu student February 23, 2023

ass avacodo

Putting ping pong balls up her rectum and sucking them out like they’re avacodo pits

Ass avacodo is the best way for a first date to go

by BO-CA March 25, 2023

ass caviar

the penultimate descriptive slang for dingleberries and butt lint.

The humidex today turned all the lint in my crack into ass caviar, never want to sweat this much again.

by androkyne June 29, 2021