Sticking a rigid item into the ass and then balancing ones entire weight on said item Ones body lays in a traditional horizontal planking stance perpendicular to the anally inserted item to be considered anal planking
"Damn Jimmy! Have you been working out? Your ass looks amazing!"
"Actually I take 15 minutes everyday for anal planking. Clenching the cheeks to keep from being impailed through your rectum is the most effective workout!"
"Actually I take 15 minutes everyday for anal planking. Clenching the cheeks to keep from being impailed through your rectum is the most effective workout!"
by moosedjelly February 6, 2025
Get the anal plankingmug. When a man, at climax, removes his penis from the anus of his partner and there is pooh surrounding it like a meat shishkabob.
by 9asummit April 30, 2025
Get the Anal Shishkabobmug. when a man puts his dick in your bum and sturs it until poo flows to the rim of the anal cavity when you do this the man pisses in the bum
by coolcif April 16, 2021
Get the anal wockee slushmug. Honor anal (similar to the Japanese sepukku honor suicide) is a process whereby a person shoves something in their ass to escape the shame of an immoral action - except they have to live with the consequences of butt fucking themselves, so it’s much worse than honor suicide.
“Bro, last night was so bad you blew like 2 grand on strippers” - friend
“Damn bro might as well honor anal myself”
“Damn bro might as well honor anal myself”
by Tgphelps February 6, 2018
Get the honor analmug. The ifly anal inflator is an innovative rectal pleasure maneuver that was first practiced by a man that goes by the name Parker T from Battleground Washington. To exercise the maneuver properly, the user must boost to the top of the indoor sky diving wind runner, drop their drawers, spread their cheeks, and inflate their rectal cavity through the high pressure airflow.
Instructor: “hey Parker, put you pants back on and get back down here. The ifly anal inflator is prohibited at this location.”
by Bobdooker June 26, 2023
Get the Ifly Anal Inflatormug. by Blazingbanette August 20, 2016
Get the anal til it's painfulmug. A highly-embarrassing (or highly-AMUSING, depending on who you talk to, or on whether "high-brow" or "low-brow" company happens to be present at the time) phenomenon whereby your butt-hole decides to do its Robert Perry impersonation --- i.e., you fart at the same time as you perform some other bodily-function "upstairs", such as coughing, sneezing, wheezing, gagging, etc. Extra caution/concentration/awareness is often in order in an instance such as this, since it can be prime circumstances for an incident of orifice-outflow overload.
Why is it that any degree of crude disgustingness regarding unfortunate nasal/oral occurrences is always tolerantly allowed for, but people get all grossed out if there are any accompanying anal-echos??
by QuacksO February 5, 2019
Get the anal-echomug.