Schrödinger's Butter Knife

When you put a used butter knife halfway over the rim of the sink just in case you might need it for another sandwich, but you never know.

Dude its 2 AM and your Schrödinger's Butter Knife could drop at any moment, hurry up with your snacks before mum and dad will kill us

by 1m1m0 March 10, 2024

Counter Butter

When a person diarrheas on the counter and a third party rubs their genitals in it, then proceeded by intercourse.

I can't believe they wanted the counter butter on the first date.

by AHamSandwich May 2, 2022

Butter face

Buh•ter•fās

When everything look good,
but-her-face.

She has a butter face. Smh -_-

by Potato_lover0148 November 26, 2016

Nutter Butter Stutters

When somebody goes on a streak of stutters while talking or chokes under pressure during a game.

Billy was doing great during his presentation until the Nutter butter stutters got to him.

by WeUsedToPlayHouse April 13, 2022

butter-upper

The act of inserting a stick of butter inside one's rectum by sitting on it.

I can't wait to go home and take a nice butter-upper.

by JuanBonzalez January 19, 2025

peanut butter shelm

some good eat'n, a very taste treat that dont take to long to make!

" Wow this is some good eat'n this peanut butter shelm, it tastes as good as travis looks!"

by goodeatin November 27, 2003

Tennessee Peanut Butter Finger

When you try to finger a girl for the first time and instead finger her ass hole.

Mike tried to finger his girl friend and instead earned his first, Tennessee Peanut Butter Finger.

by Hank McCdoogle November 1, 2020