peeping poo

A literal poo that peeps at you. Often found hiding in the crevices of one's butt cheeks. Reminiscent of a turtle's head.

Mike: "Hey have you ever had a peeping poo?" Glasfish: "Hell yeah dude, get them all the time"

by poonmachine September 12, 2020

Poo

poo is a smelly homogenous substance

hey bro, I had a poo today

by ayoyahs January 24, 2023

pee pee poo poo

The most show-stopping, spectacular, fantastic, amazing, wonderful, breathtaking, beautiful, gorgeous, stunning, ethereal sentence.

for example:
jacob: i really like you , you're really cute
Y/n: Pee Pee Poo Poo

by your best fran🤨🤨 January 2, 2021

shawnie poo

so cute and dreamy, and he likes grub

“your such a shawnie poo”

by anonymous March 5, 2022

poo war ship

A war ship used by the navy that stores human waste (poo) which comes to 'poo war ship'. Which is used to .and signals

Poo war ship is a ship that carries poo.

by I eat tiny orphan children March 8, 2022

Poo Poo's Razor

Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by someone really needing to use the bathroom.

Hey man, don't just assume he was being an asshole. Maybe he just really needed to use the bathroom. It's Poo Poo's Razor.

by Smumbo July 3, 2021

pee pee poo poo

a thing a Texas child wont stop saying saying when I'm trying to beat my meat

Texas kid: "pee pee poo poo"
me: * moans *

by peachesandstrawbarrys February 16, 2021