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parking lot bj

When an otto gets a blow job in a taco bell parking lot , by a attractive girl with big titties
did you see that otto . He got a parking lot bj last night in the taco bell parking lot by some hot chick.
by crank stick 70 February 17, 2015
mugGet the parking lot bjmug.
(verb to be) inventing excuses, especially the same lame ones over and over again
Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.

Homer: Bart, you uptard, didn't you hear your mother and myself? go do your homework.

Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.

Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.
by Sexydimma August 25, 2013
mugGet the telling me your limo is triple parkedmug.

french parking ticket

1) when you're making out with someone and they keep their mouth to closed to slip your tongue in.
2) when you go to slip your tongue in while making out and your partner bites or just closes their mouth to keep you out.
I was making out with Sabrina when all of a sudden she gave me a french parking ticket!
by MattsRight August 19, 2013
mugGet the french parking ticketmug.
Run. Run. Run. Run. Run. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. There is no escape.
Hey bro that’s shailer park state high school!
Run. Run. Run. Run. Run. Wake up.
by Lewis. E September 4, 2023
mugGet the Shailer park state high schoolmug.

trailer park candy

"trailer park candy" refers to any form of methamphetamine, which is stereo-typically viewed to be most commonly used by those living in trailer parks.
Jim:"Hey, heard about the big bust."
Dave:"Yep, confiscated about 20 kilos of trailer park candy."
by Evil Spock March 13, 2016
mugGet the trailer park candymug.

Warden Park

The quintessential foreign orgy of retarded children, full of teachers that would rather lay naked in the bronze bull then help a child who is at the brink of turning into kratos flying off a cliff. The year 11s are either fucking pricks who think they’re the dogs bollocks wearing trapstar coats and smoking at the back of the classroom, or neeks that come in incest hoards where they all date each other and wank each other off in the hallways. Now year 7s are safe in the hallways because of the new headteacher, back in my day the year 11s were feared and no hallway was safe.
Yes mate I’m moving to your school warden park”
Fucking hell why on earth would you do that, it’s worse then Chailey heritage”
“ some teachers have to be nice”
by Fingleheimer January 30, 2025
mugGet the Warden Parkmug.

easington lane park

a place where a posh boy will turn into a motorbike thief crackhead in 3-5 working days you go in as a apprentice and come out a green dealer doing 10s on your apollo
let’s go to easington lane park

fuck that we will end up on gear
by boyshocklo January 23, 2022
mugGet the easington lane parkmug.

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