Bird

Many people think birds are animals but they’re just robots that spy on us.

Person “look at that cute bird”
Smart Person “shut up the government is watching”

by K..Karen where are the kids? April 22, 2019

Locker-Room Baby-Bird

It’s when taking a “dry scoop” of pre-workout to the face before hitting a pump. Someone, usually of the preferred sex but if it’s with ur boys that’s cool, puts the “chaser” into their mouth to then spits it into yours to help wash down the powder.

Kyle: “Yo, I just ran a “Locker-Room Baby-Bird” with Ashly and I’m bouta hit a bench PR‼️“

Bradly: “Hell yeah boy, can you help me with mine real quick? “*passes gatorade* “Cuz we’re boys, right?”

by anonymous May 21, 2021

BIRDS.

A new, fresh alternative to answering questions with "Your mom."

Person 1: What is the meaning of life, in your opinion?

Person 2: BIRDS.

by GIRw4ffl3z1869 January 5, 2022

Birds

A word that means a fast car that carries book cases usually driven by furries who like creampies (THE DIRTY MEANING OF CREAMPIES) who usually spend their time on pornhub looking for Reiji SAKAMAKI porn.

Look at those birds going on a red light!!!

by Birthday Sleepover Crew June 30, 2018

Portsmouth’s Biggest Mush Bird

The best mush bird in Portsmouth.

Have you seen that immy girl she’s Portsmouth’s biggest mush bird

by Mushbird.shagger June 29, 2021

Black-Eye Bird

That one friend that stays up until 4:00 A.M. playing games and stays up 22 hours of the day.

"hey man, go to sleep and get some rest"
"no"
"why not"
"my sleep schedule doesn't let me"
"how about you change your sleep schedule, don't be a black-eye bird"
".....

no"

by Axtrium December 4, 2021

Baby bird

Spitting cum into your partners mouth after they came in your mouth.

Dorian loves to baby bird during sex.

by Momma bird March 3, 2018